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Old 04-08-2003, 02:44 PM   #1
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Okay, I live in a small village in the county of lancashire England. Its a way from anywhere. Its as boring as hell and now I have something to prove it. The headline of our local paper:

"Mawdesley Church Cuts Lawn Mowing Costs"

Is that news? Or Is That News? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Ah well, I suppose its better than "Crack dealing rapist escapes prison"
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:47 PM   #2
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BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO!
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:49 PM   #3
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Can you post the rest of the aricle? I'm intrigued
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:51 PM   #4
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Well I didnt actually buy the article... I was out of change... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:51 PM   #5
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Ah well, I suppose its better than "Crack dealing rapist escapes prison"
Wha? When did my mom get out?
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:52 PM   #6
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Hah, got you beat. In my small village far away from the major cities of the Netherlands, the best headline so far was:

"Man falls from bicycle"

Appearantly, it was nothing serious either [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:53 PM   #7
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Now if the headline had been "Crack dealing Rapists goes to Prison" that would have made an unbelievable article.
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:53 PM   #8
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Hah, got you beat. In my small village far away from the major cities of the Netherlands, the best headline so far was:

"Man falls from bicycle"

Appearantly, it was nothing serious either [img]smile.gif[/img]
NO way
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:55 PM   #9
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Hmm, that's quite sad, yes... I know how you feel; I remember reading the news of two locals (father and son methinks) placing first and seccond in some norwegian championship of plowing (bet they were the only contesters btw)...
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:55 PM   #10
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Hah, got you beat. In my small village far away from the major cities of the Netherlands, the best headline so far was:

"Man falls from bicycle"

Appearantly, it was nothing serious either [img]smile.gif[/img]
LMAO Leggy!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Good to know that I'm not the only one in a boring place [img]tongue.gif[/img] May have to put this to the vote
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