Fava Beans !!!

Gaelic · 05-30-2001, 06:34 PM

Think of it as my "indian name" (remember? from summer camp).

"Flowing Beer"

Sort of like Running Bear or something.

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Gaelic

Lord of Alcohol · 05-30-2001, 06:45 PM

Hmmm, well FB could be.....

Frequent Beers
For (President) Bush
For(female) Bush
Frothing Boner
Flatulating Buttocks
Or Good ole Father Bronze, who we call FB in familiar friendship

Reeka · 05-30-2001, 07:11 PM

Fabulous (no, I can't say that) uh. . . . . . fabulous (no, can't say that either)uh. . . . . . . . . .fabulous. . . . . . .something? Help! Anyone?

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O_H_F

RudeDawg · 05-30-2001, 07:15 PM

OK, you need to say this one in character:

In Anthony Hopkins voice, as Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lector...

Fava Beans !!!

*slurp*

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
"Let them come. Let them ALL come."

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Charean · 05-30-2001, 07:28 PM

Fabulous Bro
Freakin' Berzerk
Flippin' Bonkers
Flippin' Burgers (oops, that was for the football thread -

)
Freaking BONSAI!!!
Fizzin' Beastie

ah heck... I am not awake... Why did I do this again??

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!!
Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...

05-30-2001, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Father Bronze:
I'm going to do the unkosher -- post and run. I'm off to get the kids from daycare.

I just wanted to share a thought. My pseudonym is Father Bronze. Some shorten it to Bronze. Others to Father. Some to FB. Understand that I am not complaining about the way others shorten my name. If I had thought wisely, I would have chosen a name like Dick, realizing that it would be short enough not to shorten any further (sexual innuendo intended ). However, I chose to call myself Father Bronze. The name begs to be shortened. It's 8 letters larger than Dick (sexual innuendo intended sorry if I'm being bad ). So when others shorten my name to FB, I have only myself to blame.

Every time I read FB all I can think of is f***ing b***ard. LOL. Again, I emphasize that I only have myself to blame.

So with this post I embrace my pseudonym's abbreviation.

I am a F***ing B***ard .

P.S. Please don't respond (although I know everyone will).
P.P.S. Don't turn this into another "friends" thread (which everyone won't). If you would like to help me rid my mind of this self-inflicted psychological scar, please give me suggestions as to other ways I could see the letters FB and think positive thoughts

FB

!

Let's see...

Fat Bloke
Farmer Brian
Fresh Blonde (You Blonde?)

Freaking Brilliant
Flame Broiled
Fast Bedrider
Fast breeder

Flown back

A story using ALL those below:

Their was this fat bloke named Brian, named Farmer Brian by most in town. One day Farmer Brian went down to the local pub and had a few drinks... a few hours later, a Fresh Blonde came struting in.. Brian said to himself "She's freaking brilliant"! Brian smacked her bum, and left.. Brian was quite hungery now, so he walked down to the Burger King, and bought a Flame Broiled Whopper with cheese.

All of the SUDDEN, the Fresh Blonde walked up behind brian and asked brian "are you a fast bedrider?

Brian said "I am, and a fast breeder to match!"

After their 'session', Brian flew back to my Home in Fair Banks (ITS TWO WORDS in this story)

Any good?

I could go on and on.. just for fun, YOUR stories are better..

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Ziroc
Ironworks Webmaster
www.tgeweb.com/ironworks

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RudeDawg · 05-31-2001, 01:22 AM

Fluffy Bunnies?
Fancy Bedroom?
Flatulent Buttocks? *eeewwww*
Fuzzy Beret?

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil.

"Let them come. Let them ALL come."

Father Bronze · 05-31-2001, 09:04 AM

Great Ideas. Thanks everyone.

Unfortunately my name is Tim, not Bob or Brian.

Fluffy Bunny? LOL. That's me!

Moiraine · 05-31-2001, 09:26 AM

How odd. When I read "FB", I see a Funny Bunny ...

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The world is my oyster !
And now I have the knives to open it ...

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Moridin · 05-31-2001, 09:37 AM

Forcefed Baby
Flying Bandit
Frowning Brazilian
Flamingo Buffer
Forceful Bouncer
Forgetful Bloke
Fruity Bacardi
Frodo Baggins

Finished Burping
Faithfully Biased
Flamboyant Bi-sexual

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It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear ignorant,
than open it and remove all doubt!

05-30-2001, 07:15 PM	#14
RudeDawg 20th Level Warrior Join Date: April 9, 2001 Location: Dallas, Tx, USA Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	OK, you need to say this one in character: In Anthony Hopkins voice, as Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lector... Fava Beans !!! slurp ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes "Let them come. Let them ALL come." [This message has been edited by RudeDawg (edited 05-30-2001).] [This message has been edited by RudeDawg (edited 05-30-2001).]

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05-30-2001, 06:34 PM	#11
Gaelic Elminster Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA Posts: 490	Think of it as my "indian name" (remember? from summer camp). "Flowing Beer" Sort of like Running Bear or something. ------------------ Gaelic

05-30-2001, 06:45 PM	#12
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Hmmm, well FB could be..... Frequent Beers For (President) Bush For(female) Bush Frothing Boner Flatulating Buttocks Or Good ole Father Bronze, who we call FB in familiar friendship

05-30-2001, 07:11 PM	#13
Reeka Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA Age: 70 Posts: 3,255	Fabulous (no, I can't say that) uh. . . . . . fabulous (no, can't say that either)uh. . . . . . . . . .fabulous. . . . . . .something? Help! Anyone? ------------------ O_H_F

05-30-2001, 07:28 PM	#15
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	Fabulous Bro Freakin' Berzerk Flippin' Bonkers Flippin' Burgers (oops, that was for the football thread - ) Freaking BONSAI!!! Fizzin' Beastie ah heck... I am not awake... Why did I do this again?? ------------------ Defender for the Light - Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!? Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!! Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...

05-31-2001, 01:22 AM	#17
RudeDawg 20th Level Warrior Join Date: April 9, 2001 Location: Dallas, Tx, USA Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	Fluffy Bunnies? Fancy Bedroom? Flatulent Buttocks? eeewwww Fuzzy Beret? ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil. "Let them come. Let them ALL come."

05-31-2001, 09:04 AM	#18
Father Bronze Baaz Draconian Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Northern Illinois Age: 55 Posts: 719	Great Ideas. Thanks everyone. Unfortunately my name is Tim, not Bob or Brian. Fluffy Bunny? LOL. That's me!

05-31-2001, 09:26 AM	#19
Moiraine Anubis Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps Age: 59 Posts: 2,474	How odd. When I read "FB", I see a Funny Bunny ... ------------------ The world is my oyster ! And now I have the knives to open it ... [This message has been edited by Moiraine (edited 05-31-2001).]

05-31-2001, 09:37 AM	#20
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	Forcefed Baby Flying Bandit Frowning Brazilian Flamingo Buffer Forceful Bouncer Forgetful Bloke Fruity Bacardi Frodo Baggins Finished Burping Faithfully Biased Flamboyant Bi-sexual ------------------ It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear ignorant, than open it and remove all doubt!

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