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05-07-2003, 09:13 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
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The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!
OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised of four easy questions to determine the level of your intellect. See if you have what it takes to be considered "smart." Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting of time. And no cheating! On your mark, get set, go... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place. In which position are you now? Answer: If you answered that you're now in first, you're wrong! You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore you are now in second place. For the next question try not to be so dim. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in? Answer: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again. Think about it... How can you overtake the person who is last? If you're behind them, they can't be last. You would have been last. It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. Anyway, here's another question to try. Don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember, your replies must be instantaneous. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total? Answer: 5000? Wrong again! The correct answer is 4100. Try again with good calculator. Today is clearly not your day, although you should manage to get the last question right... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4: Marie's father has five daughters: 1. Chacha 2. Cheche 3. Chichi 4. Chocho 5. ???? Question: What is the fifth daughter's name? Think quickly...you'll find the answer below.. Answer: Chuchu? WRONG! It's obviously Marie! Read the question properly. You are clearly the weakest link. Now challenge your friends!
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05-07-2003, 09:16 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: January 2, 2003
Location: Big Castle in the Sky
Age: 37
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I missed all four, what a load of crap [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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05-07-2003, 09:17 PM
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40th Level Warrior
  Join Date: April 15, 2002
Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
Age: 58
Posts: 16,981
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Correction... if you overtake the one in last position, that means you're in first, and overlapped the one in last position. Michael Schumacher does it every two weeks.
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05-07-2003, 09:22 PM
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Unicorn
Join Date: May 14, 2002
Location: Oklahoma, USA
Age: 33
Posts: 4,238
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I got all 4.
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05-07-2003, 09:31 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: November 15, 2001
Location: Asheville, NC
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GREAT comeback Johnny!!!! Loved the Schumacher reference!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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05-07-2003, 09:34 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: November 10, 2001
Location: Yokosuka Japan
Age: 38
Posts: 1,168
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I missed the stupid math question errr always make careless errors in math.
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05-07-2003, 09:53 PM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: March 20, 2001
Location: Louisville, KY, USA
Age: 64
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Actually, the correct answer to #3 is 2030 - note that the directions never said to add that third 1000, it simply said "1000 again". [img]smile.gif[/img]
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05-07-2003, 09:54 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: November 24, 2001
Location: Australia
Age: 38
Posts: 3,281
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Gottem all [img]smile.gif[/img]
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05-08-2003, 12:17 AM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: January 5, 2002
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Age: 39
Posts: 6,043
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Thanks now I really feel like a moron...
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05-08-2003, 12:27 AM
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Egyptian Goddess of the Dead
 Join Date: July 12, 2001
Location: South Carolina
Age: 40
Posts: 3,771
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We had this thread just last week, so don't feel too bad, Death [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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