Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle

krunchyfrogg · 02-27-2005, 08:31 PM

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Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP

Balintherlas · 02-27-2005, 08:39 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha alright but seriously...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Spirits Reborn · 02-27-2005, 08:54 PM

that's just gross....i'd freak if that'd happen to me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir Degrader · 02-27-2005, 09:03 PM

Damn swedes, finding penises all over the place. Must a remnant of their viking heritage.

Arvon · 02-27-2005, 09:07 PM

A Question... Has there been any reports of anyone with a missing penis? .. say at the ketcsup factory?

Ilander · 02-27-2005, 09:17 PM

LMAO @ Arvon...

Some guy messed with the wrong person

Really, though, sounds like an obviously criminal act, as no man would willingly give up such a part of him.

Ladyzekke · 02-27-2005, 09:36 PM

I cannot even imagine how disgusting that would be, finding that, in a ketchup bottle of all things. God that is just effin gross.

Kakero · 02-27-2005, 09:57 PM

Mmmm... I wonder how it would taste like? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir Goulum · 02-27-2005, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by Ilander:
LMAO @ Arvon...

Some guy messed with the wrong person

Really, though, sounds like an obviously criminal act, as no man would willingly give up such a part of him.

Take a look in the Current Events forum (might be on 2nd page). You will be disproved.

That's kinda.... gross. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny · 02-28-2005, 08:54 AM

Axfood.....doesn't that say it all ?

02-27-2005, 08:39 PM	#2
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Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	A Question... Has there been any reports of anyone with a missing penis? .. say at the ketcsup factory? __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

02-27-2005, 09:17 PM	#6
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,820	LMAO @ Arvon... Some guy messed with the wrong person Really, though, sounds like an obviously criminal act, as no man would willingly give up such a part of him. __________________ Is that what you really want to say?

02-27-2005, 09:36 PM	#7
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	I cannot even imagine how disgusting that would be, finding that, in a ketchup bottle of all things. God that is just effin gross. __________________ Reality Show Recaps

02-27-2005, 09:03 PM	#4
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 63 Posts: 2,871	Damn swedes, finding penises all over the place. Must a remnant of their viking heritage.

02-27-2005, 09:57 PM	#8
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Mmmm... I wonder how it would taste like? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

02-28-2005, 08:54 AM	#10
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Axfood.....doesn't that say it all ? __________________

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