Tickle me Elmo

Micah Foehammer · 01-22-2003, 08:32 AM

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new
employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing
up.

The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to
show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.
At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the
material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as
she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several
minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says, "I'm sorry,

I guess you misunderstood me yesterday...Your job is to give Elmo two
test tickles!"

Grungi · 01-22-2003, 08:37 AM

aww darn i thought with the title "tickle me elmo" this was some kind of kinky sesame street club, oh well, ill have to get my jollies elsewhere

and heh good joke, got a wry smile out of me

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-22-2003, 01:03 PM

terribly funny

Cloudbringer · 01-22-2003, 02:15 PM

*giggle* And I didn't even need to be tickled to laugh at this one, Micah!

Horatio · 01-22-2003, 02:23 PM

Come back, arvon, Ironworks misses you

Lavindathar · 01-22-2003, 03:04 PM

Nice one Micah, nah, Arvon's companions are doing a decent job!

Arvon · 01-22-2003, 03:09 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Horatio:
Come back, arvon, Ironworks misses you [/QUOTEI found that one a week or so ago, I decided not to post it.... [img]tongue.gif[/img] But I did e-mail it to some friends...

[ 01-22-2003, 03:10 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

Timber Loftis · 01-22-2003, 04:10 PM

I don't get it. [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img]

Irongrinder · 01-22-2003, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
I don't get it. [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img]

Paste the last two words together and read them out loud

hehe, I love it

lucius · 01-22-2003, 05:43 PM

funny but i had to read the last part twice

01-22-2003, 08:32 AM	#1
Micah Foehammer Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 15, 2001 Location: Asheville, NC Posts: 3,253	A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday...Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!" __________________ “Every tavern’s an opportunity, I say.”

01-22-2003, 01:03 PM	#3
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	terribly funny __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-22-2003, 02:15 PM	#4
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	giggle And I didn't even need to be tickled to laugh at this one, Micah! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

01-22-2003, 02:23 PM	#5
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	Come back, arvon, Ironworks misses you __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-22-2003, 03:04 PM	#6
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Nice one Micah, nah, Arvon's companions are doing a decent job! __________________ =@

01-22-2003, 08:37 AM	#2
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 46 Posts: 1,446	aww darn i thought with the title "tickle me elmo" this was some kind of kinky sesame street club, oh well, ill have to get my jollies elsewhere and heh good joke, got a wry smile out of me

01-22-2003, 03:09 PM	#7
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Horatio: Come back, arvon, Ironworks misses you [/QUOTEI found that one a week or so ago, I decided not to post it.... [img]tongue.gif[/img] But I did e-mail it to some friends... [ 01-22-2003, 03:10 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ] __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-22-2003, 04:10 PM	#8
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	I don't get it. [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img] __________________

01-22-2003, 05:43 PM	#10
lucius Dungeon Master Join Date: November 24, 2002 Location: grande prairie Age: 35 Posts: 92	funny but i had to read the last part twice

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