Dirty doggerel - well, not very......

[Fljotsdale]

Just helping out with some almost-rhymes:

soppier
loftier
floppier
.....

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Dubbed Queen of the Illuminati by Diogenes.

[tracey]

when grandad went to the opera
he wore his new green frock

[Blade]

How about this for the next line

And in this frock there was a lock

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All blades cut, be they made from metal or wood, but the sharpest and deadliest blade is the one of knowledge.

An Archmage of the HADB

[Fljotsdale]

Originally posted by tracey: when grandad went to the opera he wore his new green frock

( I like it!)

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Dubbed Queen of the Illuminati by Diogenes.

[tracey]

contributions please flojtsdale.........

[DragonMage]

Sorry, guys! Had to leave work and just got caught up here!

Umm...might be a bit lame, but maybe...

And addled as his old mind was...

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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

Owner/operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Honored to be a member of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

[Fljotsdale]

when grandad went to the opera
he wore his new green frock
and in this frock there was a lock
and addled as his old mind was
he knew at least that he shouldn't mock
As the tenor grew soppier and floppier!

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Dubbed Queen of the Illuminati by Diogenes.

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Fljotsdale: when grandad went to the opera he wore his new green frock and in this frock there was a lock and addled as his old mind was he knew at least that he shouldn't mock As the tenor grew soppier and floppier!

Eh chaps, went to the bathroom and there was this big slug, right, and this is what happened.....

The biggest slug you ever saw
is crawling on my bathroom floor
I spoke to him, and asked his name
but him was her, her name’s Elaine

Oh slug, I said, when do you sleep?
From bath to loo to sink you leap
I never see you take a snooze
Throughout the day, you crawl and ooze

‘Silver’ said she, and winked at me
I come from where you’ll never be
Down below the pipes a’rumbling
That’s where my sluggish home’s a’crumbling

Anyway, I wish you well
This story you will never tell
Because no-one out there will believe ya
And if you tell, they’ll up and leave ya....

Weird slug, whaddaya say?




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Ascended Mistress of Illumination

[DragonMage]

That is MOST excellent! How you come up with things like that so quickly! OH! I didn't tell you! I'm getting published again for my poetry! (Not paid, mind you - just published!)

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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

Owner/operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Honored to be a member of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by DragonMage: That is MOST excellent! How you come up with things like that so quickly! OH! I didn't tell you! I'm getting published again for my poetry! (Not paid, mind you - just published!)

Doggerel is my second name, DragonMage. Fabulously well done re your poetry!!! Congratulations!!! You must be very very pleased. (Can we see some.... please?? Possibly? Oh come on, join me and Fljots and wave your poetry knickers in the air!



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Ascended Mistress of Illumination