04-07-2003, 03:50 PM | #1 |
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I was taking batteries out of an old torch last night and a thought struck me.
Did the same person who invented batteries invent bras?. Why you say?, well lets look at the evidence, okTiny little batteries- AA Little batteries A. Tiny litlle, well things you keep in a bra AA, very lttle ones A, Sort of average size batteries - C, average bra inmates - C also. All the way up to the large batteries in a Torch -D, and top class things you keep in a bra also D!. Ha ha!
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04-07-2003, 04:05 PM | #2 |
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Why would you have batteries in a stick? Oh, you crazy scots, you mean a "flashlight?" [img]tongue.gif[/img] What about DDD batteries? Haven't seen any of those. But I've, ah, heard, ah, of DDD brassieres.
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When I would call my previous cat inside, and I yelled his name in the back yard, and would shine the flashlight slowly in all the bushes, and soon enough, I would see a pair of glowing eyes! [img]smile.gif[/img] Charly was his name. He was as AWESOME as Choc is today!! 17 years old. Sorry for the off topic stuff [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-07-2003, 04:58 PM | #4 |
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I never know bra got sizes. now how did Desdicado know that? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]
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04-07-2003, 05:25 PM | #5 |
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How many girlfriends you had Kakero?. he he.
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04-07-2003, 05:28 PM | #6 |
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How would having girlfriends will let you know bra got sizes?
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04-08-2003, 07:13 AM | #7 |
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Erm...how FAR have you GOT with your girlfriends?
Flashlight/torch...who cares, I'm not stupid enough to go into the uber dark and uber scary places where you need one [img]tongue.gif[/img] Umm...desicado may be right....but what about people like Jordan, with double G cups and bigger?
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04-08-2003, 07:45 AM | #8 |
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Uh...Kakero, I'm not sure where your heading with your questions, but I would be carefull with this croud... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
That is a funny comparison Desdicado... [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
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04-08-2003, 08:18 AM | #9 |
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ahh okay, I understand it now. I have asked me err...good friend about that , she look at me with strange eyes.
Anyway, I always thought it was one size fits all. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] |
04-08-2003, 08:22 AM | #10 |
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so 9V Bras?!? WOW!!! [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] that is big..
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