On Men, Women, and Marriage

'Scuse me friend, but that one had me offended and I edited it out to begin with!

It actually should have stated
Dumb Man = Dumb Woman= Divorce

At that time I did not want to offend any divorcees or feel dumb myself for having married more than once so I left it out too...forget I said anything.

You don't want to fight with me, little Mr.!
Remember, I have a dog that P's like a girl!
You could too!







J/K BTW, you know I would do nothing to impair your ability to P like the man you are! Besides, you are one of my most favorite people here.

Moni

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[This message has been edited by Moni (edited 06-15-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Moni (edited 06-16-2001).]

[bilqis]

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their professions.

The one guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE..ya know...Young, Urban, Professional."

The second guy says "I'm a DINK..ya know, Double Income No Kids"

They asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied... "I'm a WIFE... ya know, Wash,Iron, F***, Etc."


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Having abandoned my
search for truth, I am
now looking for a good
fantasy.

[Ramon de Ramon y Ramon]

Bilqis, ma'am, is it okay for me to laugh at that joke of yours ?

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So long !

R³ - new, much improved signature under construction !

[onthepequod]

Originally posted by Moni: 'Scuse me friend, but that one had me offended and I edited it out to begin with! It actually should have stated Dumb Man = Dumb Woman= Divorce At that time I did not want to offend any divorcees or feel dumb myself for having married more than once so I left it out too...forget I said anything. You don't want to fight with me, little Mr.! Remember, I have a dog that P's like a girl! You could too! J/K BTW, you know I would do nothing to impair your ability to P like the man you are! Besides, you are one of my most favorite people here. Moni

Aw, Moni!

BTW, you know I was just kidding with my earlier "those are fighting words" comment. I thought my "don't make me give up again" insinuation was amusing.



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onthepequod

[bilqis]

Originally posted by Ramon de Ramon y Ramon: Bilqis, ma'am, is it okay for me to laugh at that joke of yours ?

Please do Ramon sir!

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Having abandoned my
search for truth, I am
now looking for a good
fantasy.

[Epona]

Originally posted by Moni: You don't want to fight with me, little Mr.! Remember, I have a dog that P's like a girl!

Oh MAN!!! ROTFLMAO!
This is the best threat I've ever seen! Oooh, I'm scared

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas

Originally posted by onthepequod: Aw, Moni! BTW, you know I was just kidding with my earlier "those are fighting words" comment. I thought my "don't make me give up again" insinuation was amusing.

Of course I know you were kidding.
Your "don't make me give up again" comment was hilarious!
You would never back down in a real fight with me...people would laugh at you!
(You do know I am only 5'4" & 98lbs don't you?!)

Epona,

Glad you got a kick out of that one.
Hope you can continue to enjoy the funnies.


Moni


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::mumble grumble::
Derned typos!




[This message has been edited by Moni (edited 06-20-2001).]

Here are some more that just came to me from my best friend in high School.
Man, lol, does saying that make me feel old!

Here they are:


I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and sh*thead's.


Moni





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[Moridin]

Seven Ages of the Married Cold
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1st year--The husband says, "Oh, sweete pie, I'm really worried about those nasty sniffles you have! There's no telling what that could turn into with all the strep that's been going around. I'm going to take you right down to the hospital and have you admitted for a couple days of rest. I know the food is lousy there, so I'm going to bring you some takeout from Tosini's. I've already arranged it with the head nurse."

2nd year--"Listen, honey, I don't like the sound of that cough. I called the doc and he's going to stop by here and take a look at you. Why don't you just go on to bed and get the rest you need?"

3rd year--"Maybe you better go lie down, darling. When you feel lousy you need the rest. I'll bring you something--do we have any canned soup around here?"

4th year--"No sense wearing yourself out when you're under the weather. When you finish those dishes and the kids' baths and get them to bed, you ought to go to bed yourself!"

5th year--"Why don't you take a couple aspirin?"

6th year--"You oughta go gargle or something, instead of sitting around barking like a dog!"

7th year--"For pete's sake, stop sneezing. Are you trying to give me pneumonia? You'd better pick up some tissues while you're at the store.






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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

[Ramon de Ramon y Ramon]

And what will be in the eighth year ? Or will there simply be no eighth year - or should we at least hope that there won't ?

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So long !

R³ - proud to be the official spokesman for the most noble Lady Bilqis, Desert Rose of Ironworks