Really, really, really odd dreams

[Neb]

Lately I've been having the most horribly odd of dreams, so I thought that I'd start a thread about them, what's the oddest dream you've ever had, or just had lately?

Mine would probably have to be the one where aliens came to my high school and demanded people's shoes and pants. I also got attacked by seagulls and my classmates in that one.

It could also have been the one where I was stranded on a tropical island filled with giant carnivorous rabbits, someone tried to stab me with a screwdriver in that one.

I could tell you about more of my odd dreams, but I don't want to scare anyone....

Anyways, what's YOUR oddest dream ever, or lately?

[Sigmar]

I've got two, in one I fell out of a plane and I started bouncing all over the place (seriously just bouncing).

In the second I was in a room at my school and I was doing a whole load of exam papers one by one, none stop. But the thing was that it had weird questions like "Name a major fruit juice distributor" (answer I put-Del Monte) and "What time is it". I'm not lying I just had some really weird dreams.

[Zidane]

Worst one, I am always walking along somewhere and big black holes appear in front of me, I just manage to keep one step ahead and jump them, but as I am about to fall into one, I wake up.

I have lots of dreams where I am someone else, me but in somebody elses body, weird.

Lady Zidane

And there is always one where you find yourself walking naked in the street. Must be your ultimate fear coming out.

Lady Zidane

[K T Ong]

I actually once had a dream in which I pinched Spider-Man's butt. Really. I was in this costume party sort of setting and there he was, prowling around as if ready for action. I sneaked up behind him and pinched him in the butt. He was greatly shocked (of course ) and quickly turned around to face me, and I quickly ran off. All this happened a second time. The third time I attempted to pinch his butt, he quickly turned around just in time and pointed a finger at me, as if saying, "Ah, ah!" Can't remember the rest...

[Rimjaw]

I had this really strange dream where I was walking along a beach when all of a sudden this flock of seagulls appear out of nowhere covering the sky and start crapping on me. Panicking and looking for cover, I start running until I see this red telephone booth (like the ones you find in England) and when I get insde the phone rings. When I pick up the phone a voice told me to wake up and sure enough I did. Just in time for school.

[Jorath Calar]

I once had a dream that I was shutting down my computer but it didn't want to shut down, so I preesed the power button but still nothing happened, I panicked so I unplugged the damn computer but it was still on and it started playing all sorts of strange noises... thats when I totally freaked out and woke up...

[Neb]

Originally posted by Jorath Calar: I once had a dream that I was shutting down my computer but it didn't want to shut down, so I preesed the power button but still nothing happened, I panicked so I unplugged the damn computer but it was still on and it started playing all sorts of strange noises... thats when I totally freaked out and woke up...

That's odd, I've had a dream that was almost completely like that, too.

[shadowhound]

I have had all sorts of very weird dreams... actually i have trouble trying to think of a semi-normal dream.

Here is a quick list of strangest ones. i wont go into any detail

* Well there was the one where there was millions of velocour raptors (the dinosaur) lined up at my front door all the way down the street and each one was asking for hot chocolate.

* The huge food fight at school where we ran out of food so we started using bricks and small year 8s.

* The whole big brother like competition where there was 100 people jammed into a toilet cubicle and you had to vote for who you wanted to sit on the bottom.

There are many more but these are the ones i remmber.

[Talthyr Malkaviel]

When I was a lot younger, maybe 5 to 7 years old I had this really freaky dream, first everything was pitch black, I couldn't see my hand raised in front of my eyes, then from a distance some sort of toy doll that should have only been small but looked to be about as big as me kept getting closer and closer and it had no eyes, just empty blavck sockets that seemed devoid of anything, and it advanced until it's eyes were borinbg into my skull, and it had a little smile on it's face. the kind most dolls like that do, but it looked so out of place it looked evil, then I normally went into a deeper sleep until I woke up.

[SomeGuy]

Had a dream that it was snowing at school and kids were playing and stuff and I was wondering around without a shirt.I got on the monkey bars and fell off and kept falling and falling and then I was just gone and I heard THUMP and i must have been me hitting the ground because I woke up and I was laying on the floor.

I was on this really flemsy bridge with some guy who claimed to be my uncle but he just reminded me of the crocidile hunter.Anyway I looked up at this tower and there was kid standing on the top of it and he jumped off and i watched in horror as he plumeted to the ground and when he hit the ground he just exploded in I saw his just go splat!And all this nasty gross stuff was on ground. Creey,odd,and weird!