10-07-2003, 10:25 PM | #1 |
Harper
Join Date: October 6, 2001
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Have you guys ever been told a story that you know are not going to end well just from the first sentence?
Well here are some... please add more... [img]smile.gif[/img] "I was transporting a cargo of american flags over Iran when my plane ran out of gas..." "Many people think the laws for smuggling drugs are harsh in Taiwan, but whrn I got caught with heroin in the Philipines..." "Even though I didn't pass college I somehow managed to get a job in the local nuclear plant..." "It all started when I got my new iMac..." "Volcano watching is Iceland is not as much fun as one could think..." "OKEY!!! Which one of you leather faggots wants to die first, I yelled as I walked into the Hells angels meeting..." [img]smile.gif[/img] |
10-07-2003, 10:44 PM | #2 |
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It's a penaltykick for Holland........
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10-08-2003, 01:49 AM | #3 | |
Jack Burton
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10-08-2003, 02:22 AM | #4 |
Emerald Dragon
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hehe i really luaghed at the last one he must have had a death wish or so... its like in diehard2 when bruce willis stands there with a sign i hate black people
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10-08-2003, 02:25 AM | #5 | |
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(kidding aside, it's actually spelt "Philippines" ) |
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10-08-2003, 02:58 AM | #6 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: May 15, 2001
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"Me and my negro friend were on vacation in the U.S. when we accidently walked in this funny meeting with guys wearing pointy white hats that covered their faces!"
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10-08-2003, 03:09 AM | #7 |
Emerald Dragon
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lol
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10-08-2003, 04:53 AM | #8 |
Jack Burton
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well with jorath's spelling of Philippines reminded me of the horrors i had when i was younger and spelling it like Pilippines or Philipines... .. boy was my teachers mad at me then [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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10-08-2003, 08:32 AM | #9 |
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So, the dog started growling really fierce, I knelt down and put his steak back in his dish with my teeth, and my practical joker friend crawled up behind the dog with a pin in his hand
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10-09-2003, 01:03 AM | #10 |
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... at 25,000 ft, I was awaken by my co-pilot. "captain, the needle at the small gauge there is pointing at the letter E, what does the E stands for anyway?"
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