Newsflash! Largest Girlscout Cookie Bust in History!

Azimaith · 09-10-2003, 07:31 PM

Today police have made on of the largest Girl Scout Cookie Busts in History.
Over 300,000 boxes of girl scout cookies have been confinscated from a band of over 200 smugglers calling themselves "Brownies." It is believed they were planning on moving the highly illegal substance of GSC (Girl Scout Cookies) to Canada to break in on a new market of Canadian youth. The insidious GSC threat has slowly been spreading across our nation leaving thousands dead or permenantly disabled due to their debilitating effects. Police Chief Ron Hapahooka comments on his latest bust: "Ya know de's girl scouts, dey been selling illegal substance's to Americans for over 30 years, de stuff is highly dangerous and is responsible for hundreds of deaths dontcha know." Valued at over 2.50 a box, GSC has been the fastest spreading illegal substance in America.

How to protect your family from GSC:
Like all drugs, GSC can't hurt you as long as you stay away from it, if you see small children with green vests on and decorated with gang badges such as the bird watching gang badge, you are encouraged to call the police. DO NOT attempt to confront the suspect as they have been known to carry dangerous implements such as pencils and hairpins.

Talk to you kids about saying No to girl scout cookies. Here are some facts about the dangers of GSC.

GSC has been known to cause cardiac arrest, stomache aches, diabetes, cavities, and uncontrolled weight gain.

Every year nefarious gang members called "Daisys, Brownies, and Cadets" wander the streets trying to con elderly people into buying girl scout cookies.

If you find yourself confronted with a Girl scout remain calm, a surefire way to get rid of them is to say "I'm sorry but I already bought some from the girl down the street." This works 90% of the time.

Though GSC subproducts may seem harmless they are often gateway cookies. You may start out with "soft" GSC like Trefoils and Tagalongs but this will often quickly progress to far more addictive and dangerous GSC's such as thinmints.

This bogus saftey report and newsflash has been brought to you by CompleteBS News, a subsidy of Fox news channel. (Ok, ok, i'm a conservative but I can make cracks at Fox too.)

This is completely fake, none of this report is real, if you believe it is real you should be shot to clean out the genepool, any relation to people or events in the current or past are completely coincidental and really damn spookie as well.

September 11'th is coming up, why not lighten everyones mood a bit?

[ 09-10-2003, 07:35 PM: Message edited by: Azimaith ]

SecretMaster · 09-10-2003, 08:00 PM

Heh heh, it sure is good to see a good laugh around here, and it worked in brightening my spirits

Stormymystic · 09-10-2003, 08:02 PM

umm it is girlscout time?...where is my money?

Azimaith · 09-10-2003, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stormymystic:
umm it is girlscout time?...where is my money?

Noo! You mustn't succumb to the darkside!

Stormymystic · 09-10-2003, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Azimaith:

quote:
Originally posted by Stormymystic:
umm it is girlscout time?...where is my money?

Noo! You mustn't succumb to the darkside! [/QUOTE]must have thinmints............and the coconut ones..what are they called.......must get boxes............

Gangrell · 09-10-2003, 08:08 PM

That explains the odd behavior of the wee girls as of late [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

Good for a laugh though [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Bungleau · 09-11-2003, 10:07 AM

GSC season does not start until mid-January, but since my daughter has secretly become a street-level pusher this year, anyone interested in a supply can PM me at their leisure...

Stormymystic · 09-11-2003, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
GSC season does not start until mid-January, but since my daughter has secretly become a street-level pusher this year, anyone interested in a supply can PM me at their leisure...

ohhhh...dang it..I need A supply......where is that pm button...having withdrawls...can not see straight............

Rokenn · 09-11-2003, 12:03 PM

muuusst, muuusst have thiiinnnn mints..... GIMMIE!!!!!!!!

Bungleau · 09-11-2003, 01:36 PM

I've got three thin mints in the freezer, left over from last year. If Choc will let us set up IW-bay, I'll put 'em up for auction to the highest bidder [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Oops. Make that two thin mints left over from last year...

... and I'm talking cookies, not boxes of cookies... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

09-10-2003, 07:31 PM	#1
Azimaith Manshoon Join Date: July 1, 2003 Location: Hawaii Age: 38 Posts: 173	Today police have made on of the largest Girl Scout Cookie Busts in History. Over 300,000 boxes of girl scout cookies have been confinscated from a band of over 200 smugglers calling themselves "Brownies." It is believed they were planning on moving the highly illegal substance of GSC (Girl Scout Cookies) to Canada to break in on a new market of Canadian youth. The insidious GSC threat has slowly been spreading across our nation leaving thousands dead or permenantly disabled due to their debilitating effects. Police Chief Ron Hapahooka comments on his latest bust: "Ya know de's girl scouts, dey been selling illegal substance's to Americans for over 30 years, de stuff is highly dangerous and is responsible for hundreds of deaths dontcha know." Valued at over 2.50 a box, GSC has been the fastest spreading illegal substance in America. How to protect your family from GSC: Like all drugs, GSC can't hurt you as long as you stay away from it, if you see small children with green vests on and decorated with gang badges such as the bird watching gang badge, you are encouraged to call the police. DO NOT attempt to confront the suspect as they have been known to carry dangerous implements such as pencils and hairpins. Talk to you kids about saying No to girl scout cookies. Here are some facts about the dangers of GSC. GSC has been known to cause cardiac arrest, stomache aches, diabetes, cavities, and uncontrolled weight gain. Every year nefarious gang members called "Daisys, Brownies, and Cadets" wander the streets trying to con elderly people into buying girl scout cookies. If you find yourself confronted with a Girl scout remain calm, a surefire way to get rid of them is to say "I'm sorry but I already bought some from the girl down the street." This works 90% of the time. Though GSC subproducts may seem harmless they are often gateway cookies. You may start out with "soft" GSC like Trefoils and Tagalongs but this will often quickly progress to far more addictive and dangerous GSC's such as thinmints. This bogus saftey report and newsflash has been brought to you by CompleteBS News, a subsidy of Fox news channel. (Ok, ok, i'm a conservative but I can make cracks at Fox too.) This is completely fake, none of this report is real, if you believe it is real you should be shot to clean out the genepool, any relation to people or events in the current or past are completely coincidental and really damn spookie as well. September 11'th is coming up, why not lighten everyones mood a bit? [ 09-10-2003, 07:35 PM: Message edited by: Azimaith ] __________________ The Democrats bash the Republicans and the Republicans bash the democrats, now everyones got mud in their eyes and they can\'t see what matters.<br />Check out this site: [url]\"http://www.thehaca.com/about.htm\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.thehaca.com/about.htm</a>

09-10-2003, 08:02 PM	#3
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09-11-2003, 10:07 AM	#7
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	GSC season does not start until mid-January, but since my daughter has secretly become a street-level pusher this year, anyone interested in a supply can PM me at their leisure... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

09-11-2003, 12:03 PM	#9
Rokenn Galvatron Join Date: January 22, 2002 Location: california wine country Age: 60 Posts: 2,193	muuusst, muuusst have thiiinnnn mints..... GIMMIE!!!!!!!! __________________ “This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)

09-11-2003, 01:36 PM	#10
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	I've got three thin mints in the freezer, left over from last year. If Choc will let us set up IW-bay, I'll put 'em up for auction to the highest bidder [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Oops. Make that two thin mints left over from last year... ... and I'm talking cookies, not boxes of cookies... [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

09-10-2003, 08:00 PM	#2
SecretMaster Apophis Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 4,666	Heh heh, it sure is good to see a good laugh around here, and it worked in brightening my spirits

09-10-2003, 08:08 PM	#6
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	That explains the odd behavior of the wee girls as of late [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] Good for a laugh though [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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