08-15-2004, 11:24 AM | #1 |
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Rectum Stretcher
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry? " I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What is a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot a**h***?" I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..." The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on his face, PRICELESS [ 08-15-2004, 11:25 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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08-15-2004, 11:35 AM | #2 |
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Oh man that got me with my aching muscles... hahaha!
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08-15-2004, 12:12 PM | #3 |
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Pretty funny, Arvon. I've seen it before, but it's been a while, and was good for a smile.
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08-15-2004, 12:14 PM | #4 |
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Im not in a laughing mood today.
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08-15-2004, 02:47 PM | #5 |
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[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That is priceless!
btw, How old is this?
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08-15-2004, 03:21 PM | #7 |
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That is hillarious.
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08-15-2004, 05:37 PM | #8 |
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cute
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08-16-2004, 12:38 AM | #9 |
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Hehehehe great one [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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08-16-2004, 01:43 AM | #10 |
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I heard a similar one, only it was a rabbi talking about what he did with the foreskins left over from circumcisions.... same punch line [img]smile.gif[/img]
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