What are the best offhand weapons in the game?

[Kyrvias]

Originally Posted by ZFR Please watch your language Kyrvais, lest I report you. Women might be reading this forum too.

Without the use of smilies, I'm not sure whether I should be mortified, or rolling on the floor laughing. I pray to any god listening that it's the latter...

[Dundee Slaytern]

Originally Posted by Kyrvias Without the use of smilies, I'm not sure whether I should be mortified, or rolling on the floor laughing. I pray to any god listening that it's the latter...

Beats me. I found nothing objectionable about your post.

Cheers.

[SixOfSpades]

I am shocked and appalled that certain individuals could be so crass and boorish as to actually use the names of specific SoA items on this forum.

I shall instigate legal proceedings at once.

[ZFR]

I thought using the word might in my second sentence was enough indication of how serious my post is.

[Neomi]

Originally Posted by Kyrvias Without the use of smilies, I'm not sure whether I should be mortified, or rolling on the floor laughing. I pray to any god listening that it's the latter...

I myself had the rolling on the floor laughing response... Pixie Prick, indeed. I think that of all items in the game, only the Big Metal Unit has the same potential to find its way into one's offhand, except that one must wait until midway through TOB to engage in such innuendo...

[Kyrvias]

Originally Posted by ZFR I thought using the word might in my second sentence was enough indication of how serious my post is.

Yeah. That pretty much makes sense.