06-04-2002, 05:16 AM | #1 |
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Hmmmm....not sure about the moral, but it's funny nonetheless!
Assassin Test The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair." Moral: Women can be evil. Don't mess with them. |
06-04-2002, 05:25 AM | #2 |
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Davros backs off, and quietly tiptoes away, hoping that Aviendha hasn't noticed him reading her thread
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06-04-2002, 05:26 AM | #3 |
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so, what are you saying ? We should all be scared of you now ? And i thougt you were such a nice girl. lol
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06-04-2002, 05:31 AM | #4 |
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Nonono, you've gotten the moral all wrong. Obviously this particular woman fails to grasp the nature of the test, but she nonetheless shows creative thinking. The moral is that you can tell a woman what to do, but she never does it quite the way you imagined.
Depending on the situation, that can be either a good or a bad thing. |
06-04-2002, 06:39 AM | #5 |
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O_O *pulls a Julio*
I cast Sanctuary! *that was a D&D inside joke* |
06-04-2002, 11:19 AM | #6 | |
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06-04-2002, 11:45 AM | #7 | |
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06-04-2002, 11:52 AM | #8 |
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Ever considered the possibility that she is in fact a man in disguise?
See you need a man to think of these things Only way to commit a perfect murder, steal the poor guy's real wife [ 06-04-2002, 12:00 PM: Message edited by: Avatar ]
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a man?! a man?!!!! [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] what happened to my fluffy bunny???! ~stomps off in a huff~
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a man?! a man?!!!! [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] what happened to my fluffy bunny???! ~stomps off in a huff~ [/QUOTE]I love a good domestic. It's like Little Mo and Trevor all over again. Now whomp him with an iron!
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