Link, The Crocodile Hunter - Page 10

10-29-2001, 05:34 PM

Ls has the speed of a high-level monk and races off. Mel loses sight of him but she knows him well

She keeps AWAY from the shadows as best she can

Unfortunately, that doesn't include the treetops and he pounces on her, pinning her to the ground

"What's my prize, baby?"

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adam warlock · 10-29-2001, 05:56 PM

*cough cough* how about hot rich sensitive gullible guys to lure the hot chicks out? great bait

adam warlock · 10-30-2001, 08:03 AM

any luck with your search?

Link · 10-30-2001, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
Eeeeeeeeeew Bad Binky!! No one can die in Link's thread either - LS's bar protection rubs off on this thread!

Now, boys... aren't you gonna catch me? Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*giggles and runs out of thread*

Yup! No one can die here, except death of laughter ofcourse!

Anyway, I'm working on the next part, so brace yourselves!

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Guns don't kill people, people kill other people.
So, therefore:
Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here!

Link
Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings
Member of Clan HADB
Supreme Warrior of Myst
Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

Melusine · 10-30-2001, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link:
Yup! No one can die here, except death of laughter ofcourse! Anyway, I'm working on the next part, so brace yourselves!

Ooooooh!
*bounces up and down in anticipation*

oops!

*darts out of thread*

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Link · 10-30-2001, 08:43 AM

...Rrright!

OK.. I think that Mel is a lil' anxious to read the new part, but I'm out of inspiration right now, so please: Have patience!

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Guns don't kill people, people kill other people.
So, therefore:
Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here!

Link
Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings
Member of Clan HADB
Supreme Warrior of Myst
Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

adam warlock · 10-30-2001, 08:49 AM

if you need suggestions, we are willing to assist!

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Link · 10-30-2001, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by adam warlock:
if you need suggestions, we are willing to assist!

Thanks adam! Will do, if necessary, I just got a fab idea. BTW: Have you made fun outta Chock? It does say so in your sig.. Tell me

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Guns don't kill people, people kill other people.
So, therefore:
Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here!

Link
Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings
Member of Clan HADB
Supreme Warrior of Myst
Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

Melusine · 10-30-2001, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by adam warlock:
if you need suggestions, we are willing to assist!

We sure are!

Heh, loved the excellent suggestion on bait

...why don't you use that one, Link? I'm sure Adam W and I would gladly assist you and be test subjects *big pleading eyes*

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High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

Link · 10-30-2001, 09:17 AM

*speaks with an Australian accent*

"G'day! This is the third, and hopefully the last of our tiring pursuit in search for the creature, more commonly known as the 'hot chick'. Yesterday we found ourselves a piece of evidence, which allowed us to conclude a hot chick is somewhere nearby here. Let's see if we're right."

*walks up to the jeep and talks to his crew*

"Y'all ready mates? Let's get going then!"

*steps in the Jeep, and takes off*

"Some of you viewers might wonder why we always use the Jeep instead of the helicopter, as the helicopter lets you skim the area more quicker than the Jeep. There's one simple reason to this. When looking for the hot chick, you should be plenty aware of small details. In a helicopter, we couldn't have spotted the 'credit card' we found yesterday."

*stands up in the riding Jeep, and lets the wind rush through his hairs*

"Wow! That sure feels good on an early morning like this. You can see the wildlife all around us getting up as well. If ya look carefully, you can see all sorts of creatures spending some time in the sun. You might want to be carefull though, cos creatures like snakes, venonimous or not, can be around as well."

*sits down again*

"Sure hope we got up early enough. Normally hot chicks don't get up early, they'd rather sleep long, usually because they pulled an all nighter the day before. There are not much creatures who live both night and day, but the hot chick is one of 'em who does."

*crew drives round for a couple of hours*

"I think we've got up at the right moment. We haven't seen a single trace of a hot chick just yet, which'll probably mean that they should be up anytime now."

*driver shouts something at Link*

"What is it mate? What? You think you spotted something? Where? On the rock in front of us?"

*Link stares in front of him*

"Damn! The guy's right! I think we spotted a hot chick here! Slow down, mate, so we don't scare her away."

*the Jeep slows down, and stops, some 30 yards from the rock, the hot chick is sitting on. Link whispers*

"Ok now, be very silent. I'll try and move in."

*Link gets out of the car, and moves in towards the hot chick, staying low to the ground*

*whispering* "Ok! What we see here is definitely a hot chick. A well shaped body, and good looks. The problem is they're fairly easy scared away. The best to do now, is come up with an original opening sentence. Humour works good as well. Let's give it a shot."

*walks up to the hot chick and starts talking*

"G'day! Say, can you give me your telephone number, cos I lost mine."

Time's up! Tune in next time, and see what happened to Link, and his hot chick!

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Guns don't kill people, people kill other people.
So, therefore:
Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here!

Link
Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings
Member of Clan HADB
Supreme Warrior of Myst
Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

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10-29-2001, 05:34 PM	#91
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Ls has the speed of a high-level monk and races off. Mel loses sight of him but she knows him well She keeps AWAY from the shadows as best she can Unfortunately, that doesn't include the treetops and he pounces on her, pinning her to the ground "What's my prize, baby?" ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness Dark Arch-Stud of the ORT

10-29-2001, 05:56 PM	#92
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	cough cough how about hot rich sensitive gullible guys to lure the hot chicks out? great bait

10-30-2001, 08:03 AM	#93
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	any luck with your search?

10-30-2001, 08:43 AM	#96
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	...Rrright! OK.. I think that Mel is a lil' anxious to read the new part, but I'm out of inspiration right now, so please: Have patience! ------------------ Guns don't kill people, people kill other people. So, therefore: Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here! Link Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings Member of Clan HADB Supreme Warrior of Myst Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

10-30-2001, 08:49 AM	#97
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	if you need suggestions, we are willing to assist! ------------------ Realm of Warlock's Art The Host of Sigs - who's your daddy now? I bow to Ziroc the grand master! I shall never mock Choc again!

10-30-2001, 09:17 AM	#100
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	speaks with an Australian accent "G'day! This is the third, and hopefully the last of our tiring pursuit in search for the creature, more commonly known as the 'hot chick'. Yesterday we found ourselves a piece of evidence, which allowed us to conclude a hot chick is somewhere nearby here. Let's see if we're right." walks up to the jeep and talks to his crew "Y'all ready mates? Let's get going then!" steps in the Jeep, and takes off "Some of you viewers might wonder why we always use the Jeep instead of the helicopter, as the helicopter lets you skim the area more quicker than the Jeep. There's one simple reason to this. When looking for the hot chick, you should be plenty aware of small details. In a helicopter, we couldn't have spotted the 'credit card' we found yesterday." stands up in the riding Jeep, and lets the wind rush through his hairs "Wow! That sure feels good on an early morning like this. You can see the wildlife all around us getting up as well. If ya look carefully, you can see all sorts of creatures spending some time in the sun. You might want to be carefull though, cos creatures like snakes, venonimous or not, can be around as well." sits down again "Sure hope we got up early enough. Normally hot chicks don't get up early, they'd rather sleep long, usually because they pulled an all nighter the day before. There are not much creatures who live both night and day, but the hot chick is one of 'em who does." crew drives round for a couple of hours "I think we've got up at the right moment. We haven't seen a single trace of a hot chick just yet, which'll probably mean that they should be up anytime now." driver shouts something at Link "What is it mate? What? You think you spotted something? Where? On the rock in front of us?" Link stares in front of him "Damn! The guy's right! I think we spotted a hot chick here! Slow down, mate, so we don't scare her away." the Jeep slows down, and stops, some 30 yards from the rock, the hot chick is sitting on. Link whispers "Ok now, be very silent. I'll try and move in." Link gets out of the car, and moves in towards the hot chick, staying low to the ground whispering "Ok! What we see here is definitely a hot chick. A well shaped body, and good looks. The problem is they're fairly easy scared away. The best to do now, is come up with an original opening sentence. Humour works good as well. Let's give it a shot." walks up to the hot chick and starts talking "G'day! Say, can you give me your telephone number, cos I lost mine." Time's up! Tune in next time, and see what happened to Link, and his hot chick! ------------------ Guns don't kill people, people kill other people. So, therefore: Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here! Link Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings Member of Clan HADB Supreme Warrior of Myst Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

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