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Old 09-18-2002, 03:33 PM   #81
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Eyecontact is overrated. It's more important to measure up the length of the legs first.
Well then you ought to just LOVE me! (Never mind the fact that I am cross-eyed) [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]*Measures up Minno's legs* Yeah, good enough. * Whacks Minno in the head with his club and drags her into his cave* [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]LMAO! You're just bad! Mreow! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-18-2002, 05:19 PM   #82
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Eyecontact is overrated. It's more important to measure up the length of the legs first.
Well then you ought to just LOVE me! (Never mind the fact that I am cross-eyed) [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Oooooh, long legs.

Frankly, a girl doesn't have to be a beauty queen or have large, errm, "assets" to attract me - but nice legs get me every time!

[img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]
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Old 09-18-2002, 09:42 PM   #83
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Oooooh, long legs.

Frankly, a girl doesn't have to be a beauty queen or have large, errm, "assets" to attract me - but nice legs get me every time!

[img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]
Then you ought to REALLY love me!


I am the same way with guys...show me a guy with a pair of legs "long enough to climb" and I lose all sense of everything else around me ha ha ha.
 
Old 09-19-2002, 10:09 AM   #84
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QUOTE]*Measures up Minno's legs* Yeah, good enough. * Whacks Minno in the head with his club and drags her into his cave* [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] [/QB][/QUOTE]

Keraptisdm says, "Hey. I never tried that before. It looks interesting." Gets whacked in head by wife with club. Wife drags Keraptisdm back to their cave. [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img]
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Old 09-21-2002, 11:57 PM   #85
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QUOTE]*Measures up Minno's legs* Yeah, good enough. * Whacks Minno in the head with his club and drags her into his cave* [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]
Keraptisdm says, "Hey. I never tried that before. It looks interesting." Gets whacked in head by wife with club. Wife drags Keraptisdm back to their cave. [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img] [/QB][/QUOTE]

LOL Oh the stupid things you guys post are just soo funny!!!!!
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Old 09-22-2002, 12:14 AM   #86
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Eyecontact is overrated. It's more important to measure up the length of the legs first.
Well then you ought to just LOVE me! (Never mind the fact that I am cross-eyed) [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]*Measures up Minno's legs* Yeah, good enough. * Whacks Minno in the head with his club and drags her into his cave* [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]LMAO! You're just bad! Mreow! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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[/QUOTE]No he is not so bad but that is the way Johnny get girls lol and i think that is "normale" in Holland to do it like that mwhahahaah [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]
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Old 09-22-2002, 12:20 AM   #87
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one girl ? or maybe even none it is hard to tell with all the names you folks think up but i think we need a few girls' opinions on what makes guys attractive to them. maybe we can hit them over the head with our 1d6 clubs and drag them back to the underdark for questioning
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Old 09-22-2002, 01:15 AM   #88
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*Measures up Minno's legs* Yeah, good enough. * Whacks Minno in the head with his club and drags her into his cave* [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]
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Keraptisdm says, "Hey. I never tried that before. It looks interesting." Gets whacked in head by wife with club. Wife drags Keraptisdm back to their cave. [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img]
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LOL Oh the stupid things you guys post are just soo funny!!!!!
Its what they live for.

Love your sig! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

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Old 09-22-2002, 01:26 AM   #89
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Ok, Melkor you are lucky enough to be able to have my great council.
Ignore what all others have said for I am the great and wise one about these things.

Ok I will give you some of the general things (I am not telling all my "Secrets" )

*Pick up lines can be dangerous in the right hands.
I personnally love using them there is nothing better then making a girl laugh when first meeting her. I STRONGLY suggest certain precautions that i have learned first.
- Make sure her boyfriend is no-where near (look i didn't know she was taken ok)
- Stand far enough away that she has to take a couple of steps before crippling you, that will usually give you enough warning.

*Use bribes
If you know her friends consider paying them to talk about what a great guy you are... Sounds lame i know but very affective

*Stalk her
Desperate times call for desperate measures [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-22-2002, 01:43 AM   #90
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One of the beuties of the internet is that noone (except people who know you) can know that you are talking about something you have never experianced, isnt that right Shadowhound?

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