Pretend land what if...

SpongeBobTheDestoyer · 01-31-2003, 02:14 AM

What if you could have one item or spell from BGII to use in the real world? What would it be and why?

I would pick Vailors Helm so I could cast Simalcrum everyday and have it do all my work for me while I played BGII. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Helm himself · 01-31-2003, 02:49 AM

I think i would have to go for time stop cause that'd be just too cool

Brennihelvete · 01-31-2003, 06:21 AM

Time stop.
6.30 AM: Alarm clock rings, I wished I could strike it with a hammer, but instead I cast a Time Stop and I can go back to sleep without getting late for job/school.

Indemaijinj · 01-31-2003, 06:32 AM

Time stop, because of it's extreme amount of utility.

Bar fight erupts. You just want to get away: Timestop, run!

Written exam. Time is ticking and you want a bit of time to check for spelling errors: Timestop, hack away!

You are out photographing and you just want the perfect shot of a fleeting moment: Timestop will allow you to adjust your camera properly.

You are deathmatching and you just thought out a most witty chat line: Timestop will allow you to write out your witty riposte before someone frags you, again.

You are driving in the rush hour and you can feel the grip of panic around you. You need a stress down period badly: Timestop, have a break, have a Kit Kat.

Guyan Sethe · 01-31-2003, 10:34 AM

Most wanted: Timestop - think of the possibilities!!

The least wanted: Edwin´s netherscroll (Wouldn´t want my friends to come on to me)

SixOfSpades · 01-31-2003, 01:17 PM

On the other hand, I can see how Finger of Death could come in pretty damn useful..... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Baros · 01-31-2003, 01:46 PM

Six - I was thinking more of Abi-Dhalzims for those busy shopping trips

I'd be worried about the Cowled Wizards coming to get me though. Wonder where I pay my magic license?

Buster_Wiz · 01-31-2003, 02:05 PM

I would go for either time stop or slayer transformation hehe.

Time stop just because it has sooooo many applications, hell you could even theoretically walk on water and the like. Have an exam that you didn't study for? Bam Time Stop, problem solved. Didn't get enough sleep *zonk*. Want to sneak into the girls locker room at the gym? No problem time stop handles that too. On the other hand, could you physically manipulate anything? Because if time was stopped, then objects would theoretically not move. *shrug* Oh well.

Slayer, just for those moments when you have had enough and you want people to leave you alone lol. My Boss says, "Matt! I want that report on my desk by........by whenever you feel like it man, no rush." =)

Butterfingers · 01-31-2003, 02:35 PM

Heheheh I am an old man. My insides are rotten. I have severe tummy troubles so I can already cast Stinking Cloud and Cloudkill at will. What more could I possibly need?

Oh, I know. Invisible Servant. Or something to that effect. I don't get around as well as I would like to any more. Would be nice to have somebody to get things for me. Well, somebody mindless who serves with out question. I have a wife, but, I do not expect this from her. Bloody hell, I am retired. Why should I get off my duff for anything?

Timestop? Bah. Why bother? I mean really...

You know though, having Spook would be quite handy. You know those door to door salemen and the like? Or rude people in Wal-Mart? BOO! Watch them haul ass screaming like pansy sissy girly boys.

Gor Blackmace · 01-31-2003, 08:39 PM

Wish. Used correctly, there's nothing it can't do. *E.C.*

01-31-2003, 02:14 AM	#1
SpongeBobTheDestoyer Avatar Join Date: August 2, 2002 Location: St. Louis Age: 49 Posts: 529	What if you could have one item or spell from BGII to use in the real world? What would it be and why? I would pick Vailors Helm so I could cast Simalcrum everyday and have it do all my work for me while I played BGII. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/JubeiSigSig.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-31-2003, 02:49 AM	#2
Helm himself Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: January 11, 2003 Location: Austrailia Age: 36 Posts: 11	I think i would have to go for time stop cause that'd be just too cool __________________ I started this gangster s*, and this the mother f*ing thanks i get?<br />- Ice Cube

01-31-2003, 06:21 AM	#3
Brennihelvete Avatar Join Date: September 25, 2002 Location: Norway Age: 39 Posts: 516	Time stop. 6.30 AM: Alarm clock rings, I wished I could strike it with a hammer, but instead I cast a Time Stop and I can go back to sleep without getting late for job/school. __________________

01-31-2003, 06:32 AM	#4
Indemaijinj Symbol of Cyric Join Date: June 15, 2002 Location: Denmark Age: 43 Posts: 1,163	Time stop, because of it's extreme amount of utility. Bar fight erupts. You just want to get away: Timestop, run! Written exam. Time is ticking and you want a bit of time to check for spelling errors: Timestop, hack away! You are out photographing and you just want the perfect shot of a fleeting moment: Timestop will allow you to adjust your camera properly. You are deathmatching and you just thought out a most witty chat line: Timestop will allow you to write out your witty riposte before someone frags you, again. You are driving in the rush hour and you can feel the grip of panic around you. You need a stress down period badly: Timestop, have a break, have a Kit Kat. __________________ The Bleak Caballero<br /><br />Proud and original member (and secret admirer) of the Pro-Mazzy movement.

01-31-2003, 10:34 AM	#5
Guyan Sethe Dungeon Master Join Date: June 20, 2001 Location: Degerfors, Sweden Posts: 56	Most wanted: Timestop - think of the possibilities!! The least wanted: Edwin´s netherscroll (Wouldn´t want my friends to come on to me) __________________ Might makes right.

01-31-2003, 01:17 PM	#6
SixOfSpades Dracolisk Join Date: September 16, 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA, USA Age: 46 Posts: 6,901	On the other hand, I can see how Finger of Death could come in pretty damn useful..... [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Volothamp's Comeuppance Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.

01-31-2003, 01:46 PM	#7
Baros Manshoon Join Date: January 3, 2003 Location: Leeds, UK Age: 48 Posts: 171	Six - I was thinking more of Abi-Dhalzims for those busy shopping trips I'd be worried about the Cowled Wizards coming to get me though. Wonder where I pay my magic license?

01-31-2003, 02:05 PM	#8
Buster_Wiz Dungeon Master Join Date: March 16, 2002 Location: TN Age: 41 Posts: 89	I would go for either time stop or slayer transformation hehe. Time stop just because it has sooooo many applications, hell you could even theoretically walk on water and the like. Have an exam that you didn't study for? Bam Time Stop, problem solved. Didn't get enough sleep zonk. Want to sneak into the girls locker room at the gym? No problem time stop handles that too. On the other hand, could you physically manipulate anything? Because if time was stopped, then objects would theoretically not move. shrug Oh well. Slayer, just for those moments when you have had enough and you want people to leave you alone lol. My Boss says, "Matt! I want that report on my desk by........by whenever you feel like it man, no rush." =)

01-31-2003, 02:35 PM	#9
Butterfingers Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: November 30, 2002 Location: Five Flagons Inn Posts: 633	Heheheh I am an old man. My insides are rotten. I have severe tummy troubles so I can already cast Stinking Cloud and Cloudkill at will. What more could I possibly need? Oh, I know. Invisible Servant. Or something to that effect. I don't get around as well as I would like to any more. Would be nice to have somebody to get things for me. Well, somebody mindless who serves with out question. I have a wife, but, I do not expect this from her. Bloody hell, I am retired. Why should I get off my duff for anything? Timestop? Bah. Why bother? I mean really... You know though, having Spook would be quite handy. You know those door to door salemen and the like? Or rude people in Wal-Mart? BOO! Watch them haul ass screaming like pansy sissy girly boys.

01-31-2003, 08:39 PM	#10
Gor Blackmace Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: January 19, 2003 Location: Deep within the mountains old. Age: 49 Posts: 4	Wish. Used correctly, there's nothing it can't do. E.C.

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