Another joke

[Hivetyrant]

Elementary, My Dear Watson

One lovely evening, the detective Sherlock Holmes and his trusty
friend Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After having dinner and
drinking a few glasses of wine, they became tired and went to
sleep. A couple hours passed and Sherlock Holmes awoke, and
shortly thereafter woke Dr. Watson as well. He said, "Watson,
look up, and tell me what you see."

Dr. Watson replied, "Well, sir, I see millions of stars in the
sky."

Sherlock Holmes asked, "And what does that tell you?"

Dr. Watson paused for a moment and said, "Well, astronomically it
tells me that there are billions of stars and possibly millions
of galaxies in the universe. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo. Horalogically I can deduce that it is
approximately quarter past three in the morning. Theologically it
symbolizes that God is magnificent and that we humans are small
and insignificant in the universe. And meteorologically, I
suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."

To which Sherlock Holmes replied, "No, stupid! Someone has stolen
our tent!"

[Xero279]

haha heard it before, pretty good though. heres one!

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Canada

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man
came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that
they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did
not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go
ask his manager about the matter.

The boy walked into the back room and said, "there is some asshole out
there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was
finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right
behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other
half".

The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the
manager called on the boy and said, "you almost got yourself in a lot of
trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here.
Where are you from son?"

The boy replied, "Canada. sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."

"My wife is from Canada!!" said the manager.

The boy replied, "Really? What team did she play for?"



[ 03-15-2003, 07:35 PM: Message edited by: Xero279 ]