Shane Warne banned from world cup

[wellard]

Originally posted by Donut: Back on topic! At least Shiney went out on a high!

Groan [img]graemlins/happyteeth.gif[/img] Not one of your best Donut [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

bet he was not on anti depressants like Nasser's boys [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 02-11-2003, 07:34 AM: Message edited by: wellard ]

[Donut]

Here's the opening sentence from Shiney's column in today's Times:

"My third and final World Cup begins for Australia today and I am desperate to make an impression"

Well he certainly achieved that!

[Davros]

Doesnutsson seem to have affected team performance at least - the boyz from OZ are still kicking ass and taking names [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Davros]

Chalk up a win to Australia by 82 runs - it's in the book [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Barry the Sprout]

Davros, I forwarded your description of cricket to some mates of mine. They all seemed rather amused, although they also said some very uncharitable things about Australians, convicts, and fat bastard spin bowlers who need to take weightloss tablets..

I suppose you can't win them all! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Davros]

Originally posted by Barry the Sprout: Davros, I forwarded your description of cricket to some mates of mine. They all seemed rather amused, although they also said some very uncharitable things about Australians, convicts, and fat bastard spin bowlers who need to take weightloss tablets.. I suppose you can't win them all! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL - I hope they liked that one about how England can play darts then [img]smile.gif[/img] - as for Warnie - you guys have been in "fat bastard" envy for years now - ever since "THE GATTING BALL"

[Donut]

Originally posted by Davros: LOL - I hope they liked that one about how England can play darts then [img]smile.gif[/img] - as for Warnie - you guys have been in "fat bastard" envy for years now - ever since "THE GATTING BALL"

Of course what we need to know now is was he taking banned substances when he bowled Gatting?

[Davros]

Originally posted by Donut: Quote: Originally posted by Davros: LOL - I hope they liked that one about how England can play darts then [img]smile.gif[/img] - as for Warnie - you guys have been in "fat bastard" envy for years now - ever since "THE GATTING BALL"

Of course what we need to know now is was he taking banned substances when he bowled Gatting? [/QUOTE]Nice try my friend - for your information, The ACB introduced routine drug testing for cricketers in 1998, and Warnie has been tested hundred's of times since then. Have you heard of any positive results in all those years?

I know you want me to squirm about this [img]smile.gif[/img] - and it is indeed annoying to lose the world's best bowler on the very eve of the World Cup. Local sources suggest that we will see Shane back playing before the end of the tournament - there willbe a local hearing on Thursday, the results of which will be presented to the ICC. Let's see what the investigators make of it all.

PS : Good luck in your first game - who are you playing?

[Donut]

Originally posted by Davros: PS : Good luck in your first game - who are you playing?

Holland - thankfully! Some things are more important than cricket Davros.

[Davros]

Originally posted by Donut: Quote: Originally posted by Davros: PS : Good luck in your first game - who are you playing?

Holland - thankfully! Some things are more important than cricket Davros.[/QUOTE]Hmmm - yes, well sleep should be pretty important to me at the moment - catch you later - uh, good luck against Holland, and bring on the battle of Upton Park