The Quest for Choc's Magical Leather Collar - Episode I

[jabidas]

Let me guess our arch enemy is the hellspawn NOOBER.


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If it is, I put dibs on devouring his soul (his brother gave me hiccups but tasted good)
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Spell Scrolls, Shmell scrolls, Angel and I have no need of them. We shall let the others shop though. BTW, folks, the mage we are seeing is female. I am God of Chivalry as well as Vigilantes. You try anything nasty to her, your skull decorates my throne
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Capeesh?
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Lord Shield senses someone in distress. Neb
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Investigating, he steps in one shadow and walks out of Neb's shadow, somewhat surprising 2 Spirit Trolls that wanted to make a wish using Neb
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"Not today!", LS hints
One Troll makes a grab for him. Quicker than he could spit, LS locks his arm so he can't move (Aikido lock) and drains his life force away. The other Spirit Troll tries to pull him off, letting go of Neb. However, LS looks at him and hoicks a good green gobbet into his face. The Spirit Troll runs off screaming in pain as he dissolves. He will be dead soon
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LS drops the husk of the other one, and returns to the rest of the group

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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[RudeDawg]

RudeDawg watches the crowd wryly, thinking that he is making a BIG mistake. "I don't know... They always tear up my place during those parties... I spend the rest of the week cleaning up..."

He scans the group, and his eyes fall on the the triplets named Ramon. They had changed their tunes, quickly. He notices how they took great pains to circle Cloudy, and followed their gaze. Perin had never noticed Cloudy in that way before. Though they flirted shamelessly, RudeDawg was owned by a pair of jealous ones. RudeDawg smiled and thought, "The most famous butt in the land. Well, you have to admire the bard's talents, and assets."

Small hands pulled on his long, black locks. Pamila's husky voice warned, "I know what you see. Don't make me tell them about you... This adventure is making me happy."

She laughed, and settled on his shoulder, pulling his hair around her, hiding her from spying eyes. Before he could ask, he heard Pfil's high-pitched giggled on his other side. "We wouldn't want that now, would we? And adventures are fun!"

She stood on his other shoulder, and also used his hair as a screen. Soon, Perin was shivering, and the fairies giggles could be heard by those who wandered by too close.

"Maybe this won't be a wasted trip after all." Perin shook, and then followed the crowd to get supplies.

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[Cloudbringer]

ooc: Just a quick post to tell you all how wonderful this is turning out and how much I really appreciate it! In fact, I LOVE IT!

LadyZekke is away for a few days but will be back over the weekend and I am a hundred percent sure she'll be laughing for hours before she can post!

Thank you all for taking part. Anyone not already here, come on in and have fun and adventure.

I'll be adding some posts of my own... (Ramon, do not for an INSTANT think I won't! LOL ) but it's late and I've not been well today, so I'm turning in soon.

Cloudy, a very Happy Elflet Bard

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

[caleb]

*caleb looks in his bag of holding for a left handed snorkel and gives it to lord shield* shhhhh this isnt really a snorkel lord shield

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 06-15-2001).]

Originally posted by caleb: *caleb looks in his bag of holding for a left handed snorkel and gives it to lord shield* shhhhh this isnt really a snorkel lord shield

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As Caleb passes LS the item, the noise "Bow wow Chikka bow" reverberates in the air.
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"I see", says LS, "Thanks anyway, although I'm not sure I want to put it in my mouth at any time"
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Lord Shield takes the, ahem, snorkel, and commences enchanting it
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It will now play any bad tune if, ahem, used properly, but only bad ones. That should do the trick


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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html

[Neb]

Neb, Razzen and Tiax walk up ahead, scouting for ambushes, suddenly, the rest of the party hear the sounds of a terrible battle up ahead, the sounds of arcane spells and prayers being unleashed, summoned demons howl and gibber and attack the trees, ham sandwiches spring out of the ground for 5 cents each and the sound of steel against steel can be heard, as the rest of the party rush ahead to see what the hell is going on, they find out that it is only Tiax, Neb and Razzen having a dispute over who gets to keep the Decanter Of Endless Whisky.

[Jerome]

*BUMP* da *BUMP* da *B-U-M-P*

In case anyone forgets it


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Jerome, Chairperson Of The International Fluffy Hunting Society

A quest? What kind of reward is offered if I, Fyren d'Falto, and my Yuanti clerical buddy, Ditl, help you find the little guy's collar. Also, check out the puppy we got. Its a baby winterwolf named Feretrath.

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Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo:

[Neb]

OOC

Hey Gwhanos, check the BG2 Bar thread in the BG2 forum, your realm is under attack by the dreaded "Level VI Lawyer" we can hear the screams all the way over here in the GD forum