How stupid am I? - Page 4

Jorath Calar · 06-14-2002, 05:01 AM

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Originally posted by Lifetime:
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(its the pretty ones you've got to watch..)

That sounds like a pretty dangerous assumption to me... lets say you are in a bar and there is one very pretty girl there sitting at a table drinking her beer and not bothering anybody (although there are probably 10 cretins bothering her with stupid pickup lines). And another ugly skank, waving a gun around yelling "I'LL KILL YOU ALL"... who are you going to watch....?

Okey thats an revised George Carlin joke... not as funny as I thought it would be but whatever... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Bruce The Aussie · 06-14-2002, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:

quote:
Originally posted by Lifetime:
...
(its the pretty ones you've got to watch..)

That sounds like a pretty dangerous assumption to me... lets say you are in a bar and there is one very pretty girl there sitting at a table drinking her beer and not bothering anybody (although there are probably 10 cretins bothering her with stupid pickup lines). And another ugly skank, waving a gun around yelling "I'LL KILL YOU ALL"... who are you going to watch....?

Okey thats an revised George Carlin joke... not as funny as I thought it would be but whatever... [img]smile.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]the hot one stupid. why would you want to look at an uglie skank?

Jorath Calar · 06-14-2002, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bruce The Aussie:

quote:
Originally posted by Jorath Calar:

quote:
Originally posted by Lifetime:
...
(its the pretty ones you've got to watch..)

That sounds like a pretty dangerous assumption to me... lets say you are in a bar and there is one very pretty girl there sitting at a table drinking her beer and not bothering anybody (although there are probably 10 cretins bothering her with stupid pickup lines). And another ugly skank, waving a gun around yelling "I'LL KILL YOU ALL"... who are you going to watch....?

[/QUOTE]the hot one stupid. why would you want to look at an uglie skank? [/QUOTE]I told you it didn't work... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir ReGiN · 06-14-2002, 05:33 AM

That's it?
Let me tell you what's stupid: Falling off your balcony while trying to put your socks on, now that's stupid

Of course it was only the first floor but still [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ar-Cunin · 06-14-2002, 05:33 AM

I'll only give you a 7

For a 10 you would have had to put it in yuor mouth

P.S. DON'T TRY THAT AT HOME CHILDREN

Epona · 06-14-2002, 06:06 AM

When I was a teenager (quite a few years ago now) I was with a group of friends in a car. We had a bunch of fireworks, and decided to let a rocket off out of the window of the car. So this one guy held the stick, lit it, stuck his hand out of the window - and didn't let go. The rocket exploded, shooting loads of burning gunpowder and smoke back into the car. When asked 'Why didn't you let go?' his reply was 'No-one told me to'. DUH! He badly burnt his hand and arm. Fortunately his burns healed and no-one else got hurt.

uss · 06-14-2002, 07:30 AM

though i had no idea what you were talking about, ill give you a 10. wait a minute, does 10 most unintelligent or smartest? if it means unintelligent, then thats what ill choose.

Lifetime · 06-15-2002, 03:09 AM

LOL Jorath Calar you would'nt believe it but I got that line off the same joke [img]smile.gif[/img]

Its the quiet ones you gotta watch..

Scholarcs · 06-15-2002, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir ReGiN:
That's it?
Let me tell you what's stupid: Falling off your balcony while trying to put your socks on, now that's stupid
Of course it was only the first floor but still [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Regin, that gives you an 11 for stupidity! I laughed and laughed when I read that!

Lady Blue03 · 10-31-2003, 04:01 AM

Giving this topic a good ol BUMP simply cause its so hilarious. New people, please do post and tell us your stupidest moments

[ 10-31-2003, 04:02 AM: Message edited by: Lady Blue03 ]

06-14-2002, 05:33 AM	#34
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	That's it? Let me tell you what's stupid: Falling off your balcony while trying to put your socks on, now that's stupid Of course it was only the first floor but still [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

06-14-2002, 05:33 AM	#35
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 52 Posts: 2,326	I'll only give you a 7 For a 10 you would have had to put it in yuor mouth P.S. DON'T TRY THAT AT HOME CHILDREN __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

06-14-2002, 06:06 AM	#36
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	When I was a teenager (quite a few years ago now) I was with a group of friends in a car. We had a bunch of fireworks, and decided to let a rocket off out of the window of the car. So this one guy held the stick, lit it, stuck his hand out of the window - and didn't let go. The rocket exploded, shooting loads of burning gunpowder and smoke back into the car. When asked 'Why didn't you let go?' his reply was 'No-one told me to'. DUH! He badly burnt his hand and arm. Fortunately his burns healed and no-one else got hurt. __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

06-15-2002, 03:09 AM	#38
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	LOL Jorath Calar you would'nt believe it but I got that line off the same joke [img]smile.gif[/img] Its the quiet ones you gotta watch.. __________________ \'Cause its always raining in my head. Forget all the things I should have said..

10-31-2003, 04:01 AM	#40
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	Giving this topic a good ol BUMP simply cause its so hilarious. New people, please do post and tell us your stupidest moments [ 10-31-2003, 04:02 AM: Message edited by: Lady Blue03 ] __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

06-14-2002, 07:30 AM	#37
uss 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 16, 2001 Location: Estonia Age: 35 Posts: 2,775	though i had no idea what you were talking about, ill give you a 10. wait a minute, does 10 most unintelligent or smartest? if it means unintelligent, then thats what ill choose.

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