bin Laden is a Gooner!

Donut · 11-13-2001, 08:49 AM

I found out yesterday that Osama bin laden supports Arsenal Football Club. Apparently he went to two matches in 1994. I do seem to remeber an Arab sitting next to me when we played Paris St Germain, I even hugged him when Tony Adams scored the winner. You don't think.......?

I can just picture the situation next saturday in a cave somewhere in deepest Afghanistan. bin Laden and his cronies huddled around a little radio, a distant voice says '... and we welcome listeners to the BBC World Service with the news that at half time at Shite Hart Lane the score is Tottenham Hotspurs 5 Arsenal 0'

bin laden lets out a wail 'nooooooo, not that as well, this is too much for any man to bear' a lone shot rings out and echoes through the caves.

Yorick · 11-13-2001, 08:54 AM

Sorry Donut. This isn't funny.

I'm still upset about the Australian footy losses to the old dart to find any humor in football jokes whatsoever.

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Ah... that felt better

Sir Byronas · 11-13-2001, 08:57 AM

Really? If Arsenal looses he will carsh a plane to the other team's field!

Donut · 11-13-2001, 09:00 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Sir Byronas:
Really? If Arsenal looses he will carsh a plane to the other team's field!

We'll never know - because we won't lose. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Yorick · 11-13-2001, 09:02 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Donut:

We'll never know - because we won't lose. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Awww shove it up your Arsenal Donut [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

11-13-2001, 08:49 AM	#1
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	I found out yesterday that Osama bin laden supports Arsenal Football Club. Apparently he went to two matches in 1994. I do seem to remeber an Arab sitting next to me when we played Paris St Germain, I even hugged him when Tony Adams scored the winner. You don't think.......? I can just picture the situation next saturday in a cave somewhere in deepest Afghanistan. bin Laden and his cronies huddled around a little radio, a distant voice says '... and we welcome listeners to the BBC World Service with the news that at half time at Shite Hart Lane the score is Tottenham Hotspurs 5 Arsenal 0' bin laden lets out a wail 'nooooooo, not that as well, this is too much for any man to bear' a lone shot rings out and echoes through the caves. __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

11-13-2001, 08:54 AM	#2
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	Sorry Donut. This isn't funny. I'm still upset about the Australian footy losses to the old dart to find any humor in football jokes whatsoever. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Ah... that felt better __________________ http://www.hughwilson.com

11-13-2001, 08:57 AM	#3
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 35 Posts: 1,463	Really? If Arsenal looses he will carsh a plane to the other team's field! __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

11-13-2001, 09:00 AM	#4
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	quote: Originally posted by Sir Byronas: Really? If Arsenal looses he will carsh a plane to the other team's field! We'll never know - because we won't lose. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

11-13-2001, 09:02 AM	#5
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	quote: Originally posted by Donut: We'll never know - because we won't lose. [img]smile.gif[/img] Awww shove it up your Arsenal Donut [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ http://www.hughwilson.com

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