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05-12-2001, 11:09 PM
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Saz - ROFL!!!!
And we did so many "OST" jokes - how did we miss that one??!!?? Wyv ------------------ 
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05-13-2001, 12:11 AM
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Cool, Wyvern! I figured that was an "old" one! Wow, I guess that initiates me!
 Be sure to pass that one on to Jack...I have a feeling he'll really get a kick out of it! -Sazerac |
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05-14-2001, 01:46 PM
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While bumbling through the crypt one night,
a rat skull we did spy, The party wizard leaped on it, and with an ecstatic cry, claimed "This is what I seek to make myself a Warlock now! I've already got the spider's egg, and now a skull, oh wow!" Returning once again to town, he ran unto the Guild, And proffered the rodent cranium along with the spider's yield. The guildmaster's eyes did flash, His lips set cold and dull, and round and round the countertop, he walloped him with the skull! "A skeleton's skull is what you need, you bumbling dolt!" said he, "Not the skull of a ratling rogue or raider, don't you see?" "But what should I do with the rattkin skull?" He told him what he could do, And for the next few minutes the guildhall air turned blue. So it's off to find a human skull for the wizard, humbly bound, and still he carts the rattkin skull that in the crypt he found. Ye adventurers fair, ignore the bones of a rattkin, skull or hand, No warlock can you become from it... better bury it in the sand! -Sazerac |
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05-14-2001, 01:52 PM
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Manshoon
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Saz; It's really quite unfair, being a painter and a poet as well. --Mal |
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05-14-2001, 02:18 PM
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LOL Mal! Thanks for the compliment! I guess that's why "Bard" is one of my favorite roles in a game, next to "Rogue."
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05-14-2001, 02:18 PM
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Saz - ROFL!!!!!!
Love this thread!!  |
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05-14-2001, 02:34 PM
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Manshoon
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You can't fool me, Saz. You prefer "bard" and "rogue" because of the free drinks, I just know it. -- Mal |
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05-14-2001, 02:35 PM
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Bards get FREE DRINKS????
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05-14-2001, 02:40 PM
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Manshoon
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Sure, Wyvern. It's the only way to shut them up. -- Mal |
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05-14-2001, 02:49 PM
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Mal - LOL!!!!!!
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