This is the BUMBLE thread!

[Wyvern]

LOL!!!!!!!

Ya pays for the pies!

Wyv

[Wyvern]

Sabban falls into a hole
and "Lilies" love a statue
Rattlins look more like a mole
with Worgurs coming at you

Erathsmedor is elegant
the stouts are rather dull
D'Soto continues to rant
but I guess that just as wull (cringe)

Riding on the horse is fine
the wind rustling in our hair
Claiming all Gael Serran as mine
To others' that's unfair

So kindly will I divide
this treasured land so true
claiming the dragon's countryside
and leave the bumbling bits for you

Wyv (another bad bard day)

[Sazerac]

Hey, Wyvern! I think that's pretty cool!

Good going!

-Sazerac

[Sazerac]

(Going back to the past for this one)...

It's the ultimate paradox,
You'd think they were a virtue,
But should you chance to bumble them,
the healing spells can hurt you!

A valiant party, questing forth,
did battle with a Naga,
The serpent's gaze and breath attack
were driving them all gaga!

Slowly they whittled her away,
till she was all but dead,
Unfortunately, they were, too,
from toe to top of head!

"Make haste, make haste," the bard did cry,
"I'm dying over here!"
"I'm coming", yelled the paladin,
as he avoided the Naga's leer.

He loaded up a "Restore Health"
And aimed it at his friend,
But in his haste, he bumbled it;
he hit the Naga's end!

The Naga pumped up to full health,
cackling with delight,
and once again did wage her war
upon the Adventurer's plight.

So do avoid this paradox,
even though they seem a virtue;
for should you chance to bumble them,
the healing spells can hurt you!

-Sazerac

[Wyvern]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

I remember this story, Saz - it's even better in bumble poem form!!

EXCELLENT!!!!!

Wyv

[Sazerac]

Bumble up!

-Sazerac

[Mr-Eiz]

I Came I Saw I BUMPED

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Hi Ho Hi Ho
It's of to play we go


T H A N K S
Eiz

[Wyvern]

While trying to create a table
I thought I'd be quite able
But HTML code is a curse

I input all the stats and such
It really wasn't all that much
But the table was the worse

Long spaces did fill the screen
This HTML code is mean
Or this board just stumbles

At last I curbed the ranting beast
Removed most spaces, at least -
In my Elite Role Stats bumbles

Wyv

[Sazerac]

When playing through the game, did you make a bad mistake,
and encounter something difficult that seemed a piece of cake?
Perhaps you dropped a glowstone, or a key that you did fumble,
Just check in with our Wyvern, the Queen of the "unbumble!"

With her wings folded back and hacking at the speed of byte,
Once Wyvern gets your savegame, she can set all things to right!
Uh-oh! Did you kill Scanthril before your quest was done?
Let Wyvern know your problem, and an Assassin will be won!

Did you miss that old renegade, Kol the heretic,
and fail to get the key that will show you Kerah's trick?
Or perhaps you dropped the Colanth's eye and cannot get it back,
Lady Wyvern's to the rescue; she'll put you back on track!

When traversing Collasium, did no glowstones appear?
No matter what you try to do to bend that mermaid's ear?
And did you bumble the Lich's heart and drop it down a crack?
Mighty Wyvern will assist you to retrieve that which you lack!

Are you pulling out your hair and spewing out a rant and rave,
Because you bumbled something and you just forgot to save?
If the village inn has gobbled up your mighty Mavin sword,
Lady Wyvern is right there, to help you get your game on board.

All hail the Mighty Wvyern! St. Jude has nothing on you!
The mighty queen of miracles, pulling them from out the blue!
All homage do we pay to you, for should we chance to fumble,
We all know who to turn to: the Queen of the "unbumble!"

-Sazerac

[Wyvern]

(Blushes)

Thank you, Saz!! I really needed that today too!

Perfect timing as always - you're a treasured friend!!!

Wyv