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04-12-2003, 05:47 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Amusing Word Re-definitions
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavoured mouthwash. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. Pokemon (n.), A Jamaican proctologist. 
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04-12-2003, 06:00 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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oh, I thought this have something to do with daffy duck.
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04-12-2003, 06:10 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: January 2, 2003
Location: Big Castle in the Sky
Age: 37
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*Looks at Kakero's sig*
3000 posts huh? I bet DK bent over backwards whipping that sig up
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04-12-2003, 06:23 PM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: March 3, 2001
Location: London, England
Age: 30
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Quote:
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04-12-2003, 10:17 PM
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Red Wizard of Thay
 Join Date: November 23, 2001
Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia)
Age: 37
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Why is it that as soon as I skimmed over the title of this thread I didn't even have to look across to know it was Arvon who posted it?
 Love the sig Kakero!
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04-13-2003, 12:48 AM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: March 24, 2002
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thanks. [img]smile.gif[/img] I know a certain people will be very happy not seeing the gal sig anymore.
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