Here's Everyone's Horoscopes!

Ladyzekke · 07-30-2002, 08:14 PM

ARIES: (March 21-April 19)
The 17th and 22nd will be lucrative for you this month. Too bad the 1st through the 16th and the 18th through the 21st will be riddled with unforeseen expenses. However, things will improve from the 23rd through the end of the month. Except for the 24th, when you might experience mechanical problems and the 26th which you will not be feeling at your best. Unpredictable days include the 3rd, 7th and 11th. The morning of the 14th might be a little iffy. But by the evening of the 15th things will look much better, compared to the 12th and the 19th. If on the 2nd, you're unsure of how accurate this horoscope is, wait until the 28th. Oh, by the way, your lucky number this month is 1.

TAURUS: (April 20-May 20)
With great determination, A LOT of patience, extremely good medical coverage, ample support from family members, cooperation from your children, minimal expectations from your employer and an "I could give a hoot!", attitude, you just might make it through this month. On the other hand..... you might not!

GEMINI: (May 21-June 20)
You will experience severe mood swings this month. Just like last month, the month before that and the month before that and the month before that.

CANCER: (June 21-July 22)
This month you will finally meet that "Someone Special"! That "Someone" that you've waited your whole life to meet. That perfect soul mate who only comes along once in a lifetime. That one individual that will make you whole! Unfortunately, your child will throw a temper tantrum immediately after you say "Hello" to each other and all chance of it turning into a long term relationship will be lost forever.

LEO: (July 23-August 22)
Last year was the year of the monkey, the year before that, the year of the dog. Prior years included the year of the tiger, ram, dragon and rat. As soon as the year of the ass comes around, you're in business, unless you start really doing those aerobic workouts, girlfriend.

VIRGO: (August 23-September 22)
This is the month that you will achieve your dream. That's right, you know, the one where you are on a beautiful Caribbean island, surrounded by lush greenery, being fanned by natives and waited on hand and foot by gorgeous island creatures, who will be dressed only the barest of tropical island wear. Enjoy the dream....no matter what you achieve, it's still just a dream. Sorry.

LIBRA: (September 23-October 22)
Every cloud has a silver lining....And boy could you use a silver lining this month. Come to think of it, you could use a little cloud, a little sky, a little sympathy, a little cash, a little understanding, a little break, a little chocolate, a little clue that this just isn't your month.

SCORPIO: (October 23-November 21)
Scorpions beware. That old boyfriend you've dreamed of for years, the one that has always had a little piece of your heart, has been reincarnated. To bad for you, it is a cross reincarnation with that of your ex. So be on your toes for new men in your life. It's a Jekyl—Hyde kind of thing.

SAGITTARIUS: (November 22-December 21)
You will be on a shopping spree this month. All new clothes. It doesn't matter that you can't afford them. Throw all credit card caution to the wind....Why? Because that 10lbs you gained is really showing and you can't fit into anything in your closet. Of course, this means next months horoscope won't read much better for you either.

CAPRICORN: (December 21-January 19)
There are those with luck and those without. In past years, you've always been one to cry out that you have no luck at...well, this is your month, you're really moving up the ladder, I'm happy that you are only two steps away from Good Luck...you have just moved up one step to bad luck.

AQUARIUS: (January 20-February 18)
When the moon is in the seventh planet and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Then peace will guide the planets and love will see the stars. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius and unfortunately, you slept in today.

PISCES: (February 19 - March 20)
We are sorry that someone stole your Pisces last month. I'm sorry to inform you that it's happened again!

07-30-2002, 08:15 PM

*sigh*

Trust me to be a piscean [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ladyzekke · 07-30-2002, 08:19 PM

Tis OK Alex, I will have more tomorrow, maybe you'll get lucky then!

adam warlock · 07-30-2002, 08:27 PM

SAGITTARIUS: (November 22-December 21)
You will be on a shopping spree this month. All new clothes. It doesn't matter that you can't afford them. Throw all credit card caution to the wind....Why? Because that 10lbs you gained is really showing and you can't fit into anything in your closet. Of course, this means next months horoscope won't read much better for you either.

[img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] I hate you...

...because it's true

Epona · 07-30-2002, 08:27 PM

ROFLMAO!
Nice one Wendy

Rimjaw · 07-30-2002, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ladyzekke:
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GEMINI: (May 21-June 20)
You will experience severe mood swings this month. Just like last month, the month before that and the month before that and the month before that.

Ok, although I don't really believe in horoscopes this really hit the nail on the head. Stay away from me! I'm feeling grumpy! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Grimslade · 07-31-2002, 09:15 AM

The Cancer horoscope got me up...then slammed me down. But then again, I don't have a child...as far as I know, that is.

SomeGuy · 07-31-2002, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arledrian:
*sigh*

Trust me to be a piscean [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Wow.Me too.Dude you birthday as a day before mine! Imagine that.

Kaltia · 07-31-2002, 10:41 AM

Wow, first set of horroscopes I've read where I'm not on the edge! Yes, I'm grouchy...give me ice cre4am and leave me alone...*sob*.

Larry_OHF · 07-31-2002, 11:21 AM

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SCORPIO: (October 23-November 21)
Scorpions beware. That old boyfriend you've dreamed of for years, the one that has always had a little piece of your heart, has been reincarnated. To bad for you, it is a cross reincarnation with that of your ex. So be on your toes for new men in your life. It's a Jekyl—Hyde kind of thing.

Er.... [img]graemlins/confused5.gif[/img]

07-30-2002, 08:14 PM	#1
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	ARIES: (March 21-April 19) The 17th and 22nd will be lucrative for you this month. Too bad the 1st through the 16th and the 18th through the 21st will be riddled with unforeseen expenses. However, things will improve from the 23rd through the end of the month. Except for the 24th, when you might experience mechanical problems and the 26th which you will not be feeling at your best. Unpredictable days include the 3rd, 7th and 11th. The morning of the 14th might be a little iffy. But by the evening of the 15th things will look much better, compared to the 12th and the 19th. If on the 2nd, you're unsure of how accurate this horoscope is, wait until the 28th. Oh, by the way, your lucky number this month is 1. TAURUS: (April 20-May 20) With great determination, A LOT of patience, extremely good medical coverage, ample support from family members, cooperation from your children, minimal expectations from your employer and an "I could give a hoot!", attitude, you just might make it through this month. On the other hand..... you might not! GEMINI: (May 21-June 20) You will experience severe mood swings this month. Just like last month, the month before that and the month before that and the month before that. CANCER: (June 21-July 22) This month you will finally meet that "Someone Special"! That "Someone" that you've waited your whole life to meet. That perfect soul mate who only comes along once in a lifetime. That one individual that will make you whole! Unfortunately, your child will throw a temper tantrum immediately after you say "Hello" to each other and all chance of it turning into a long term relationship will be lost forever. LEO: (July 23-August 22) Last year was the year of the monkey, the year before that, the year of the dog. Prior years included the year of the tiger, ram, dragon and rat. As soon as the year of the ass comes around, you're in business, unless you start really doing those aerobic workouts, girlfriend. VIRGO: (August 23-September 22) This is the month that you will achieve your dream. That's right, you know, the one where you are on a beautiful Caribbean island, surrounded by lush greenery, being fanned by natives and waited on hand and foot by gorgeous island creatures, who will be dressed only the barest of tropical island wear. Enjoy the dream....no matter what you achieve, it's still just a dream. Sorry. LIBRA: (September 23-October 22) Every cloud has a silver lining....And boy could you use a silver lining this month. Come to think of it, you could use a little cloud, a little sky, a little sympathy, a little cash, a little understanding, a little break, a little chocolate, a little clue that this just isn't your month. SCORPIO: (October 23-November 21) Scorpions beware. That old boyfriend you've dreamed of for years, the one that has always had a little piece of your heart, has been reincarnated. To bad for you, it is a cross reincarnation with that of your ex. So be on your toes for new men in your life. It's a Jekyl—Hyde kind of thing. SAGITTARIUS: (November 22-December 21) You will be on a shopping spree this month. All new clothes. It doesn't matter that you can't afford them. Throw all credit card caution to the wind....Why? Because that 10lbs you gained is really showing and you can't fit into anything in your closet. Of course, this means next months horoscope won't read much better for you either. CAPRICORN: (December 21-January 19) There are those with luck and those without. In past years, you've always been one to cry out that you have no luck at...well, this is your month, you're really moving up the ladder, I'm happy that you are only two steps away from Good Luck...you have just moved up one step to bad luck. AQUARIUS: (January 20-February 18) When the moon is in the seventh planet and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Then peace will guide the planets and love will see the stars. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius and unfortunately, you slept in today. PISCES: (February 19 - March 20) We are sorry that someone stole your Pisces last month. I'm sorry to inform you that it's happened again! __________________ Reality Show Recaps

07-30-2002, 08:19 PM	#3
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Tis OK Alex, I will have more tomorrow, maybe you'll get lucky then! __________________ Reality Show Recaps

07-30-2002, 08:27 PM	#4
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	SAGITTARIUS: (November 22-December 21) You will be on a shopping spree this month. All new clothes. It doesn't matter that you can't afford them. Throw all credit card caution to the wind....Why? Because that 10lbs you gained is really showing and you can't fit into anything in your closet. Of course, this means next months horoscope won't read much better for you either. [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] I hate you... ...because it's true __________________ [url]\"http://motdw.comicgenesis.com\" target=\"_blank\"><br /> [img]\"http://motdw.keenspace.com/images/lymanimaca.txt\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br /><br />my karma ran over your dogma

07-30-2002, 08:27 PM	#5
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	ROFLMAO! Nice one Wendy __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

07-31-2002, 10:41 AM	#9
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	Wow, first set of horroscopes I've read where I'm not on the edge! Yes, I'm grouchy...give me ice cre4am and leave me alone...sob. __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

07-30-2002, 08:15 PM	#2
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	sigh Trust me to be a piscean [img]tongue.gif[/img]

07-31-2002, 09:15 AM	#7
Grimslade Drow Warrior Join Date: April 25, 2002 Location: Australia Age: 42 Posts: 271	The Cancer horoscope got me up...then slammed me down. But then again, I don't have a child...as far as I know, that is.

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