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06-28-2006, 09:11 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan! What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag! Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it! Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any! What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever! What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities! What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs! What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes! What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife! Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism! Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends! What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you! What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving! What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you! Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA! Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes! Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo!" Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday & Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it! Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar! Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong"! What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment! What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring! What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe"! How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time...", A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this crap."! Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides!
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06-29-2006, 04:18 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: August 24, 2002
Location: Aussie now in the US of A!
Age: 37
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Lol, nice find arvon, there were some good'uns in there!
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06-29-2006, 04:19 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: November 24, 2001
Location: Australia
Age: 37
Posts: 3,281
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I am laughing but feel bad about it
 I would reply in even worse taste but I doubt mine are acceptable for this forum [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. |
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06-29-2006, 05:32 AM
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Xanathar Thieves Guild
 Join Date: March 17, 2001
Location: Wichita, KS USA
Age: 60
Posts: 4,537
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...golden retriever... [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
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