01-06-2003, 10:50 PM | #1 |
Jack Burton
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Another joke by:Hivetyrant
On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the dog. On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke. On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog. |
01-06-2003, 10:55 PM | #2 |
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And the cat made them both fix dinner. [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]
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01-07-2003, 12:37 AM | #3 |
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darn straight!
Kitties rule!
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01-07-2003, 02:22 AM | #4 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Hmm it seems that us cat lovers have the upper hand on IW [img]smile.gif[/img]
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01-07-2003, 05:30 AM | #5 |
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Cats are the most incredible animals ever!!!
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01-07-2003, 08:22 AM | #6 |
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yes,9_1_6 cats are incredibly good, grilled with bbq sauce and some green beans on the side
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