12-12-2001, 11:25 AM | #1 |
Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
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Brain Transplant
At a hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. Surveying the worried faces, the doctor said: "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, a you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. One man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more expensive?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used."
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12-12-2001, 11:27 AM | #2 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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LOL, rofl...
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12-12-2001, 11:48 AM | #3 |
Gold Dragon
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Whut?!
Ay dun get it!! Wha du yu meen?! |
12-12-2001, 11:55 AM | #4 |
Lord Soth
Join Date: October 23, 2001
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a joke.......
a hairpeice and a turd walk into a bar..andsay too the barman Two pints mate.........to which the barman replies firmly . NO. What Do you mean No?!?!? asked the wig.... well said the barman your aff yer heid and yer mates steamin! i know i know heres one i made up al by my self..... you might have o live in the uk for this one ...... Where do psychopaths go to shop????? Insane ' sburys
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12-12-2001, 12:17 PM | #5 |
Symbol of Cyric
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Brain Transplant
At a hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. Surveying the worried faces, the doctor said: "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, a you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a female brain, and $200 for a male brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. One man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more expensive?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the male brains, because they've been used."
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12-12-2001, 12:20 PM | #6 |
Dracolisk
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I'll stick with Barb's version.
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12-12-2001, 01:29 PM | #7 |
Lord Soth
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That was so not funny [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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