12-12-2001, 01:21 AM | #1 |
Dracolich
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Warning if you are under age do not read/do this
. . . . . . . . . . . . >Christmas Cake Recipe > > >Ingredients: >> >1 cup of water >> >1 tsp baking soda > >1 cup of sugar > > 1 tsp salt > >1 cup of brown sugar > >1 cup lemon juice > >4 large eggs > >nuts >1 bottle Vodka > >2 cups of dried fruit > > >Sample the vodka to check quality. > > >Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. > > >To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. > > > >Repeat . > > >Turn on the electric mixer. > > >Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. > > >Add one teaspoon of sugar. > > >Beat again. > > >At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. > > >Try another cup .... just in case > > >Turn off the mixerer. > > >Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. > > >Pick fruit off floor. > > >Mix on the turner. > > >If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. > > >Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. > > >Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh*t. > >>Check the vodka. > > >Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. > > >Add one table. >> >Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. > >> >Greash the oven. > > > >Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. > > >Don't forget to beat off the turner. > > >Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and put out the cat. > >Fall into bed. > >CHERRY MISTMAS! |
12-12-2001, 02:21 AM | #2 |
The Magister
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[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Excellent recipe [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] I think I,ve tried that recipe,I don,t remember using any actual food ingredients with mine. Good job,you really did just crack me up.
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12-12-2001, 03:21 AM | #3 |
Jack Burton
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Yes... this would taste alot better than a certain kookaburras christmas cake...
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12-12-2001, 11:16 AM | #4 |
Jack Burton
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too damn funny !! lol!!
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12-12-2001, 06:38 PM | #5 |
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..ooo hik..Hik...I like it [img]smile.gif[/img] hi...hik ..woeee the room is moving ..hik..hik
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