03-05-2002, 06:24 PM | #1 |
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Someone sent this to me. I'm not sure if it is true, but it IS a funny story:
According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12 year old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to! show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators.... Mark |
03-05-2002, 06:36 PM | #2 |
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LOL!!!! Nasty!
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03-05-2002, 06:44 PM | #3 |
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Yep, I bet that would cure 'em of it for sure! LOL
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03-05-2002, 06:50 PM | #4 |
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loved it!sounds like it could be true.i hope it is.
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03-05-2002, 11:07 PM | #5 |
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lol! That is soo funny.
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03-06-2002, 06:17 PM | #6 |
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LOL! That will teach them [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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03-06-2002, 07:05 PM | #7 |
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I can verify this story, altho it was slightly changed, when I was in sixth grade, my father was the janitor for the floor my class was on (2nd floor of the Emmett Idaho middle school), and he had a problem with this, the part about calling the girls together was false, as we were told all together in class one day, and I am a male.
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