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09-18-2003, 01:57 PM
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Guys, I hate to say it, but I think I've gone lo-co again. It's only September and my mind's wandered to a really wacky April Fools Joke -- A mobile, computerized cannon that fires Raw Sewege! A MOBILE COMPUTERIZED CANNON THAT FIRES RAW SEWEGE!!! This can only mean one thing -- Yep, I'm losing my f***ing Marbles! But still, it's a funny thought. I'd be able to have revenge...oh sweet revenge. The best thing is they'd never know who's raining Raw Sewege on 'em because the thing would be moving around town! Every blob of Raw Sewege coming from the sky would be from the same cannon, just from different angles because the thing would keep moving. But the question remains -- How much would something like that cost and would I be able to get away with it? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]
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09-18-2003, 02:02 PM
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Quth-Maren
 Join Date: February 17, 2003
Location: Portsmouth
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Hey, good idea! But I think it'll cost rather a lot for one day, plus where are you going to get the sewage? On second thoughts, don't answer that one.
And I think you'll be able to get away with it as long as you tell noone and move very fast. And don't mind a few fines, maybe...
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09-18-2003, 02:10 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: May 27, 2001
Location: Charlotte, NC USA
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Yeah! You have joined the crowd. I knew you would come in and play and sit here and hug yourself all day long! Yeah. The only problem I see is power. To get the raw sewage you will need to remove man hole covers this means a big machine with some serious power. Also the robotics to do this will be impressive. The ID software along plus the GPS to do the triangulation for fire and the wind speed part very cool. Unfortunately as soon as the cops get it they will know who did it because of the failsafe zone of not shooting into would be your yard. Here is your blue bunny slippers and go play in the pond! [img]smile.gif[/img]
Granamere [ 09-18-2003, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: Granamere ] |
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09-18-2003, 02:16 PM
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Hathor
 Join Date: October 11, 2001
Location: At My Computer
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you're definitely nuts I can attest to that
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09-18-2003, 03:50 PM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: July 25, 2002
Location: Melbourne FL
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You could accomplish the same thing for just a few $$. A friend of mine swore he actually pulled a similar stunt, except he used water balloons and a high-powered slingshot made of 4 pieces of heavy rubber tubing. He swore he could make a small balloon sail over 100 yards! He & a buddy set it up on the roof of a hotel, and sent water balloons sailing over another hotel next door. They were trying to land them in the swimming pool. With a 3rd guy as a spotter with a walkie-talkie, he said they were pretty accurate. And you can fill 'em up with whatever you like...
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09-18-2003, 06:23 PM
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Apophis
 Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb
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How about a catapult/shit-lurcher?
OR A icky gooey glob(vomit) gun? If you think you are going nuts, what do you make of me?
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09-18-2003, 09:11 PM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: September 25, 2001
Location: NY , NY
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Just make a potato gun and load it with poop instead of spuds. I have plans for a HUGE one that uses propane for fuel and has a silencer on it.
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09-18-2003, 10:27 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
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Language, guys. This forum is browsed by people of all ages, and I know I'd hate for any of them to get banned by their parental units for inappropriate words. Please avoid the four-letter words and derivatives before [img]graemlins/choc.gif[/img] comes to exact revenge.
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09-19-2003, 01:26 PM
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Ra
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09-19-2003, 01:30 PM
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Ra
Join Date: March 26, 2002
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"We all lose our marbles at some point. its just a question of when, where, why and how."
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