06-21-2001, 04:14 AM | #1 |
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Artery - The study of paintings.
Benign - What you be after you be eight. Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria. Barium - What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan - Searching for Kitty. Cauterize - Made eye contact with her. Colic - A sheep dog. Coma - A punctuation mark. D&C - Where Washington is. Dilate - To live long. Enema - Not a friend. Fester - Quicker than someone else. Fibula - A small lie. Genital - Non-Jewish person. G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball. Hangnail - What you hang your coat on. Impotent - Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane. Morbid - A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates. Node - I knew it. Outpatient - A person who has fainted. Pap Smear - A fatherhood test. Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative - A letter carrier. Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery. Rectum - Darn near killed him. Secretion - Hiding something Seizure - Roman emperor. Tablet - A small table. Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport. Tumor - More than one. Urine - Opposite of you're out Varicose - Near by ------------------ Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger [This message has been edited by Sir_Tainly (edited 06-21-2001).] |
06-21-2001, 04:18 AM | #2 |
Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess
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hehe!
That was funny (though you lost me on some of the terms..) ------------------ Yawning lazywolf dreaming about nice little fairies...zzzzz Wolfgirs lair once-upon-a-paper |
06-21-2001, 04:28 AM | #3 |
Red Dragon
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Yes, it is major fun: some of my favs are benign, the Roman neighborhood and tablet. Butyou did certainly opt for the PG-13 version on "medical staff", didn't you ? ------------------ So long ! R³ - proud to be the official spokesman for the most noble Lady Bilqis, Desert Rose of Ironworks |
06-21-2001, 04:58 PM | #4 |
Manshoon
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nice.
how about these, they have had one letter altered to create a new meaning: reintardation - coming back to life as a hillbilly. foreploy - any misrepresentation of yourself for the purpose of getting laid. sarchasm - the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it. hipatitis - terminal cool. osteopornosis - a degenerate disease. karmageddon - it's like, when everybody is sending of all these really bad vibes, right? and then, like, the earth explodes and it's, like a serious bummer man. glibido - all talk and no action. intaxication - joy at getting a tax refund only to realise it was your money in the first place. ignoranus - a person who's both stupid and an arse. hope you like them - they make me giggle esp sarchasm. happens frequently, probably..... |
06-21-2001, 05:17 PM | #5 |
Symbol of Cyric
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LOL........Medical Staff just got to me, better than the rest.
Er - Maybe I'll try some. 1) Anus - A nurse 2) Pulse Monitor - A Faster VGA Screen 3) Morning Sickness - Someone who loves nightimes 4) Herpies - A friend of the "Harpers" in AD+D. 5) Tonsils - A second pair of nostrils. 6) A "scan" - finding out your monetary value. 7) Reception Area - A place for watching the latest movies. ------------------ |
06-21-2001, 06:29 PM | #6 |
Harper
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Very, Very Good!
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