11-15-2002, 09:45 AM | #1 |
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> > The European Union commissioners have announced that an
> agreement has > > been > > reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European > > communications, > > rather than German which was the other possibility. As > part of the > > negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that > English spelling > > had > > some > > room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for > > what > > will be > > known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). > > > > In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". > > Sertainly, > > sivil > > servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard > "c" will be > > replaced > > with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but > typewriters kan > > have > > one > > less letter. > > > > There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond > year, when the > > troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make > words like > > "fotograf" > > 20 per sent shorter. > > > > In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be > > expekted > > to > > reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. > > Governments > > will > > enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a > > deterent > > to > > akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent > > "e"s in > > the > > languag is disgrasful, and they would go. > > > > By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such > as replasing > > "th" > > by > > "z" and "w" by " v". > > > > During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords > > kontaining > > "ou", > > and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of > > leters.After > > zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer > vil be no mor > > trubls or > > difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. > > > > Ze drem vil finali kum tru. LMAO!
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11-15-2002, 09:55 AM | #2 |
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Yeah, i do [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] and i better go back to school again too.
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11-15-2002, 09:56 AM | #3 |
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LOL!
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11-15-2002, 09:59 AM | #4 |
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Hehe, also found this:
http://www.vaskez.dsl.pipex.com/downloads/fussball.pps It's about football stars and their twins All you need is the free Microsoft Powerpoint viewer to look at it. [ 11-15-2002, 10:00 AM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]
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11-15-2002, 01:33 PM | #5 |
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11-15-2002, 01:57 PM | #6 |
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ROTFLMAO that's great
Correction: Zatz Gret! [ 11-15-2002, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]
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