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Dreamer128 · 10-31-2001, 09:40 AM

The choc chronicles part5

Choc HQ
15:06 zulu

Choc: Exxon! I want a progress report at once!
Lord Exxon: Yes my master, Rikard and his bunny brigade are on their way to intercept Ziroc's forces. But in case he fails, my new virus bomb is ready for launch.
Choc:Maybe that fool will finally get something right, but now im hungry. Call in the royal concubine.
Lord exxon:At once sir!
Melusine:You called?
Choc:Feed me at once!

Melusine: Of course chocie, try these new hot pepers.
Choc:*COUGH*AAAAGGHHH*COUGH*FIRE!!!*COUGH*
Lord Exxon:You heard the master, fire the virus!
Choc:*cough*NO WAIT!
Lord exxon:Whoops, looks like i almost destroyed your board.
Choc:Enough of this! Dragonmage!!!
Dragonmage:M'lord?
Choc:Take care of these two idiots
Dragonmage:My pleasure.
Melusine:Nooooooo, have mercy!
Lord exxon:Yes, we served you well!!!

Meanwhile at the edge of the gd

Ziroc: We are nearing chocs hideout and we still havent met any resistance.
Neb:

Indead, a pitty. I am eager to face Rikard!
Rikard:*teleports in*

your wish is my command.
Adam warlock:Weapons at the ready men!
Rikard:Fool! You think id come here alone, behold my almighty bunny brigade!

Moni:Oh god no!!!!
Rikard:Yes, but is neb i want!
Neb:State your terms!
Rikard:If you can defeat me in combat we will let you pass, if not my bunnies shall destroy you!
Neb:Very well then, im ready!
Hiram:Us too

Rikard: Die!
Neb:Take this!

three hours later

Rikard:Ow
Neb:Arg
The rest:zzzz
Rikard:It would appear we are equally powerfull.
Neb: Yes, now what?
Rikard: Ill grant you one day to retreat, if you are still here tomorow, we will play...the game.
Neb:The game?
The Rest: The game?
Rikard:*teleports away* Bwahahahaha

The next morning:
Rikard: So you are still here?
Neb:Yes, show me this game of yours!
Rikard:Lets get started!
Neb:

Rikard:

Neb:I win!

Rikard:noooooooooo

Rikard:The master of tetris has been defeated!
Rikard:You may pass.
Ziroc:Choc! Here we come!
Byronas:To the palace!
Moni:To the palace!
Lioness:To the palace!
Link:

To the palace!
Ziroc:Eh, who are you?
Link:Well, link of course! Im here to storm Ganondorfs palace with you.
Ziroc:This isnt the Zelda forum mate, its the general discusion!
Link: Damn, that little imp gave me the wrong directions. Where am i supposed to go?
Ziroc:*sigh* Ironworks doesnt have a zelda forum, head back to Yahoo and take the second link on your left.
Link: Hey, thanks pall.
Ziroc: No problem
Cloudbringer: Ziroc! Choc is gathering his forces at his palace!
Ziroc: And we shall defeat them all!

Will Zirocs brave troops be able to defeat Chocs mighty legions?
Be sure to check out part6 of The choc chronicles

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Those who watch their backs meet death from the front- Dreamer128 Demonslayer of the OHF.

Paladin of the order, first bodyguard of Lady Lioness and defender of Castle Kerhelm

[This message has been edited by Dreamer128 (edited 10-31-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Dreamer128 (edited 10-31-2001).]

DragonMage · 10-31-2001, 09:49 AM

Cool! I got to chop off some heads!!!!

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

10-31-2001, 09:55 AM

Perfect! You did well Dreamer128!!!! Has Ziroc seen this?

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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.
Leader of Keldorn's Order

adam warlock · 10-31-2001, 10:06 AM

I bet you all the money in the world that Ziroc's ROTFLHAO!!!!

whoo-hoo

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Realm of Warlock's Art
Fun, Humor, Silliness, Betrayals, and Biting (biting? how did it get there?) Link above
I bow to Ziroc the grand master! I shall never mock Choc again!

Neb · 10-31-2001, 10:08 AM

Hahahah! I have defeated Rikard! Now, when do I get to squash Jerome?

Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH · 10-31-2001, 10:15 AM

The Fonz will put in a Cameo appearance in this epic, preferably a part that involves me drinking alcohol.....

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Kothoses Aka The Fonz, or Fonzie the Forum Tyrant (Demi God of the Mithril Hall)

Evil do'er extrodinaire, Most heinous Tyrant and Despot, nasty little bugger with the attitude of a hungover hobgoblin, destructive in his ways, and most definatly the most evil D.M. to walk the planet.

Slayer of Imps everywhere, destroyer of insipid tormenting lesser sucubbus from the forum hells.

AND ABOVE ALL MOST CERTAINLY NOT CUTE OR FLUFFY.

Tiamat · 10-31-2001, 10:28 AM

Get Fonzie! Tiamaticons! ATTACK!!!!

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Da Monkey! Da Monkey!

Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH · 10-31-2001, 10:33 AM

Fonz: Hey Tiamit, I saved one of your lots life the other day.

Tiamit : oh how?

Fonz : I stopped hitting him...

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Kothoses Aka The Fonz, or Fonzie the Forum Tyrant (Demi God of the Mithril Hall)

Evil do'er extrodinaire, Most heinous Tyrant and Despot, nasty little bugger with the attitude of a hungover hobgoblin, destructive in his ways, and most definatly the most evil D.M. to walk the planet.

Slayer of Imps everywhere, destroyer of insipid tormenting lesser sucubbus from the forum hells.

AND ABOVE ALL MOST CERTAINLY NOT CUTE OR FLUFFY.

10-31-2001, 12:07 PM

This is too much :laugh1:

Quote:

Rikard:Ow
Neb:Arg
The rest:zzzz

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Konfuzed, of Konfuzed and Zany, Bad Writerz Klub

Dreamer128 · 10-31-2001, 01:26 PM

The choc chronicles part6

Once again we start of in chocs palace:

Choc: Exxon! Were is he?
Dragonmage:You ordered his execution yesterday my lord.
Choc:I forgot, then bring me my concubine, where is Melusine?
Dragonmage: Dead too.
Choc: Damn, then its up to you to amuse me.
Dragonmage: I hired these entertainers yesterday sir:

Choc: This is awfull! I demand...
Dragonmage: Incoming email, viewscreen turned on.
Smilie:

Sir, we captured a spy!
Choc: Excellent! Proceed with the interogation at once!
Smilie:

Yes sir!
Choc: Dragonmage, get down there and insure nothing will go wrong!
Dragonmage:At once!

At the Gd's border:

Andora20: I know you and Lioness changed Ziroc's password, we want it!
Cloudy:Never!
Andora20: Brave words, but we WILL break your mind. Just make this easy for yourself and give us the passwprd now!
Cloudy: Never will i allow you to edit Zirocs profile!
Andora20: We shall see!*grabs truth serum and injects it in cloudys arm*

Zirocs HQ, 2mb south of the general discusion.

Hiram: Sir, incoming message from one of our agents.
Ziroc: On screen.
Lioness: Ziroc, Choc's agents have captured Cloudy!
Ziroc: Impossible!
Lioness: Im sorry, but she knows your password we must delete her acount before she talks!
Ziroc:I have no choice then, farewell cloudy.
Neb:Wait!
Ziroc: What?
Neb: I can get her out!
Lioness: Your crazy, she's being held in an goverment thread. And there are spam-masters their.
Neb: I know the risk, but i think i can do it!
Ziroc: Very well, but you wont go alone. Lioness will go with you.
Neb: Very well, Byronas: We need some weapons.
Byronas: Coming right up mate.

Two hours later: GD's Border
Neb: Walks into the building through metal detector
*ping*
Smilie:

Please remove all metal objects such as small change, keys...
Neb:

Smilie: Holly shit!
Neb:

Smilie2: Backup, send backup!
Liones:-enters the building and zaps the smilie.
*Another dozen smilie's com running into the hall*
Smilie:FREEZE! Eh, never mind. OPEN FIRE!!!

about a minute later.
Neb: Hall clear
Lioness: Yup
Neb:Strange, it looked so hard in the movie.
Lioness: What movie?
Neb: The matrix, didnt you see it?
Lioness: Eh
Neb: Never mind, lets go.

Ten floors higher
Cloudy:Weeeeh

, and at the age of ten, i stole a peach from my mother. I feel so guuuuuiiiiiiiiilllllttttty

.
Dragonmage:Your serum isnt working!
Andora20: But i can assure you its...
Dragonmage: Wait, incoming transmition.
Smilie: Repeat! Under heavy attack! Need inmediate backup.
Dragonmage: Its them again, find them and destroy them!
Andora20:*nods*

On the roof:
Neb:

Lioness: That was the last of 'em.
Andora20: Enters the roof and draws her guns.
Neb: Lioness, HELP!

Neb: *Gets shot in the legs*aaagh
Andora20:*Points her pistol at his head*only a member
Lioness: Dodge this:

Andora20:Aaagghhh
Neb: Die, you foul flufie!
Lioness: How did you do that?
Neb: What?
Lioness: You spammed like they do?
Neb: *points at his leg* i didnt spam fast enough.
Neb: Say, can you edit this post?
Lioness: Not yet *opens comm chanel*
Lioness: Ziroc, i need the password of the guy who posted it.
Ziroc: Got it, username: Cffl Password: kcus I
Lioness:Editing now.

Several floors lower
Dragonmage: What is going on up there?
*neb and lioness jump out of a link*
Neb: C'mon cloudy!
Dragonmage: No!
Neb:

Dragonmage: *jumps trough a link* damn you Neb, i will return!
Cloudy: Jumps up and follows Neb and Lioness through the link.
Neb: We made it!
Ziroc: I knew you could do it!
Cloudy: Choc is getting desperate, he knows were closing in on him.
Ziroc: Yes, our troops are nearing his palace. It could just be a matter of hours now.

Once again Neb has saved the day, but will he be a match for Choc's dark powers?
Be sure to watch the 7th and possible last part of: The choc chronicles

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Those who watch their backs meet death from the front- Dreamer128 Demonslayer of the OHF.

Paladin of the order, first bodyguard of Lady Lioness and defender of Castle Kerhelm

[This message has been edited by Dreamer128 (edited 10-31-2001).]

10-31-2001, 09:40 AM	#81
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	The choc chronicles part5 Choc HQ 15:06 zulu Choc: Exxon! I want a progress report at once! Lord Exxon: Yes my master, Rikard and his bunny brigade are on their way to intercept Ziroc's forces. But in case he fails, my new virus bomb is ready for launch. Choc:Maybe that fool will finally get something right, but now im hungry. Call in the royal concubine. Lord exxon:At once sir! Melusine:You called? Choc:Feed me at once! Melusine: Of course chocie, try these new hot pepers. Choc:COUGHAAAAGGHHHCOUGHFIRE!!!COUGH Lord Exxon:You heard the master, fire the virus! Choc:coughNO WAIT! Lord exxon:Whoops, looks like i almost destroyed your board. Choc:Enough of this! Dragonmage!!! Dragonmage:M'lord? Choc:Take care of these two idiots Dragonmage:My pleasure. Melusine:Nooooooo, have mercy! Lord exxon:Yes, we served you well!!! Meanwhile at the edge of the gd Ziroc: We are nearing chocs hideout and we still havent met any resistance. Neb: Indead, a pitty. I am eager to face Rikard! Rikard:teleports in your wish is my command. Adam warlock:Weapons at the ready men! Rikard:Fool! You think id come here alone, behold my almighty bunny brigade! Moni:Oh god no!!!! Rikard:Yes, but is neb i want! Neb:State your terms! Rikard:If you can defeat me in combat we will let you pass, if not my bunnies shall destroy you! Neb:Very well then, im ready! Hiram:Us too Rikard: Die! Neb:Take this! three hours later Rikard:Ow Neb:Arg The rest:zzzz Rikard:It would appear we are equally powerfull. Neb: Yes, now what? Rikard: Ill grant you one day to retreat, if you are still here tomorow, we will play...the game. Neb:The game? The Rest: The game? Rikard:teleports away Bwahahahaha The next morning: Rikard: So you are still here? Neb:Yes, show me this game of yours! Rikard:Lets get started! Neb: Rikard: Neb:I win! Rikard:noooooooooo Rikard:The master of tetris has been defeated! Rikard:You may pass. Ziroc:Choc! Here we come! Byronas:To the palace! Moni:To the palace! Lioness:To the palace! Link:To the palace! Ziroc:Eh, who are you? Link:Well, link of course! Im here to storm Ganondorfs palace with you. Ziroc:This isnt the Zelda forum mate, its the general discusion! Link: Damn, that little imp gave me the wrong directions. Where am i supposed to go? Ziroc:sigh Ironworks doesnt have a zelda forum, head back to Yahoo and take the second link on your left. Link: Hey, thanks pall. Ziroc: No problem Cloudbringer: Ziroc! Choc is gathering his forces at his palace! Ziroc: And we shall defeat them all! Will Zirocs brave troops be able to defeat Chocs mighty legions? Be sure to check out part6 of The choc chronicles ------------------ Those who watch their backs meet death from the front- Dreamer128 Demonslayer of the OHF. Paladin of the order, first bodyguard of Lady Lioness and defender of Castle Kerhelm [This message has been edited by Dreamer128 (edited 10-31-2001).] [This message has been edited by Dreamer128 (edited 10-31-2001).]

10-31-2001, 01:26 PM	#90
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	The choc chronicles part6 Once again we start of in chocs palace: Choc: Exxon! Were is he? Dragonmage:You ordered his execution yesterday my lord. Choc:I forgot, then bring me my concubine, where is Melusine? Dragonmage: Dead too. Choc: Damn, then its up to you to amuse me. Dragonmage: I hired these entertainers yesterday sir: Choc: This is awfull! I demand... Dragonmage: Incoming email, viewscreen turned on. Smilie: Sir, we captured a spy! Choc: Excellent! Proceed with the interogation at once! Smilie:Yes sir! Choc: Dragonmage, get down there and insure nothing will go wrong! Dragonmage:At once! At the Gd's border: Andora20: I know you and Lioness changed Ziroc's password, we want it! Cloudy:Never! Andora20: Brave words, but we WILL break your mind. Just make this easy for yourself and give us the passwprd now! Cloudy: Never will i allow you to edit Zirocs profile! Andora20: We shall see!grabs truth serum and injects it in cloudys arm Zirocs HQ, 2mb south of the general discusion. Hiram: Sir, incoming message from one of our agents. Ziroc: On screen. Lioness: Ziroc, Choc's agents have captured Cloudy! Ziroc: Impossible! Lioness: Im sorry, but she knows your password we must delete her acount before she talks! Ziroc:I have no choice then, farewell cloudy. Neb:Wait! Ziroc: What? Neb: I can get her out! Lioness: Your crazy, she's being held in an goverment thread. And there are spam-masters their. Neb: I know the risk, but i think i can do it! Ziroc: Very well, but you wont go alone. Lioness will go with you. Neb: Very well, Byronas: We need some weapons. Byronas: Coming right up mate. Two hours later: GD's Border Neb: Walks into the building through metal detector ping Smilie: Please remove all metal objects such as small change, keys... Neb: Smilie: Holly shit! Neb: Smilie2: Backup, send backup! Liones:-enters the building and zaps the smilie. Another dozen smilie's com running into the hall Smilie:FREEZE! Eh, never mind. OPEN FIRE!!! about a minute later. Neb: Hall clear Lioness: Yup Neb:Strange, it looked so hard in the movie. Lioness: What movie? Neb: The matrix, didnt you see it? Lioness: Eh Neb: Never mind, lets go. Ten floors higher Cloudy:Weeeeh, and at the age of ten, i stole a peach from my mother. I feel so guuuuuiiiiiiiiilllllttttty. Dragonmage:Your serum isnt working! Andora20: But i can assure you its... Dragonmage: Wait, incoming transmition. Smilie: Repeat! Under heavy attack! Need inmediate backup. Dragonmage: Its them again, find them and destroy them! Andora20:nods On the roof: Neb: Lioness: That was the last of 'em. Andora20: Enters the roof and draws her guns. Neb: Lioness, HELP! Neb: Gets shot in the legsaaagh Andora20:Points her pistol at his headonly a member Lioness: Dodge this: Andora20:Aaagghhh Neb: Die, you foul flufie! Lioness: How did you do that? Neb: What? Lioness: You spammed like they do? Neb: points at his leg i didnt spam fast enough. Neb: Say, can you edit this post? Lioness: Not yet opens comm chanel Lioness: Ziroc, i need the password of the guy who posted it. Ziroc: Got it, username: Cffl Password: kcus I Lioness:Editing now. Several floors lower Dragonmage: What is going on up there? neb and lioness jump out of a link Neb: C'mon cloudy! Dragonmage: No! Neb: Dragonmage: jumps trough a link damn you Neb, i will return! Cloudy: Jumps up and follows Neb and Lioness through the link. Neb: We made it! Ziroc: I knew you could do it! Cloudy: Choc is getting desperate, he knows were closing in on him. Ziroc: Yes, our troops are nearing his palace. It could just be a matter of hours now. Once again Neb has saved the day, but will he be a match for Choc's dark powers? Be sure to watch the 7th and possible last part of: The choc chronicles ------------------ Those who watch their backs meet death from the front- Dreamer128 Demonslayer of the OHF. Paladin of the order, first bodyguard of Lady Lioness and defender of Castle Kerhelm [This message has been edited by Dreamer128 (edited 10-31-2001).]

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10-31-2001, 09:49 AM	#82
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	Cool! I got to chop off some heads!!!! ------------------ Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic sigh

10-31-2001, 09:55 AM	#83
Byronas Guest Posts: n/a	Perfect! You did well Dreamer128!!!! Has Ziroc seen this? ------------------ Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. Leader of Keldorn's Order

10-31-2001, 10:06 AM	#84
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	I bet you all the money in the world that Ziroc's ROTFLHAO!!!! whoo-hoo ------------------ Realm of Warlock's Art Fun, Humor, Silliness, Betrayals, and Biting (biting? how did it get there?) Link above I bow to Ziroc the grand master! I shall never mock Choc again!

10-31-2001, 10:08 AM	#85
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Hahahah! I have defeated Rikard! Now, when do I get to squash Jerome?

10-31-2001, 10:15 AM	#86
Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH Dungeon Master Join Date: October 25, 2001 Location: Some pub in England probably Posts: 61	The Fonz will put in a Cameo appearance in this epic, preferably a part that involves me drinking alcohol..... ------------------ Kothoses Aka The Fonz, or Fonzie the Forum Tyrant (Demi God of the Mithril Hall) Evil do'er extrodinaire, Most heinous Tyrant and Despot, nasty little bugger with the attitude of a hungover hobgoblin, destructive in his ways, and most definatly the most evil D.M. to walk the planet. Slayer of Imps everywhere, destroyer of insipid tormenting lesser sucubbus from the forum hells. AND ABOVE ALL MOST CERTAINLY NOT CUTE OR FLUFFY.

10-31-2001, 10:28 AM	#87
Tiamat Banned User Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: In Abyss Posts: 1,181	Get Fonzie! Tiamaticons! ATTACK!!!! ------------------ Da Monkey! Da Monkey!

10-31-2001, 10:33 AM	#88
Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH Dungeon Master Join Date: October 25, 2001 Location: Some pub in England probably Posts: 61	Fonz: Hey Tiamit, I saved one of your lots life the other day. Tiamit : oh how? Fonz : I stopped hitting him... ------------------ Kothoses Aka The Fonz, or Fonzie the Forum Tyrant (Demi God of the Mithril Hall) Evil do'er extrodinaire, Most heinous Tyrant and Despot, nasty little bugger with the attitude of a hungover hobgoblin, destructive in his ways, and most definatly the most evil D.M. to walk the planet. Slayer of Imps everywhere, destroyer of insipid tormenting lesser sucubbus from the forum hells. AND ABOVE ALL MOST CERTAINLY NOT CUTE OR FLUFFY.

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