My own little joke thread. - Page 2

RoSs_bg2_rox · 12-12-2003, 12:56 PM

you press the "qoute" button at the top of the page

RevRuby · 12-12-2003, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoSs_bg2_rox:
you press the "qoute" button at the top of the page

at the top of the post your are quoting, not the page. silly

RoSs_bg2_rox · 12-12-2003, 02:49 PM

Oh yeh [img]graemlins/doh.gif[/img] stupid me!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 12-12-2003, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: RoSs_bg2_rox ]

Sythe · 12-14-2003, 10:31 AM

Blonde State of Mind

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.
She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"

Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

Bumper Stickers.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Looks like we got a bad one. (Impeach Bush)

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Don't steal. the government hates competition

I'm frum texas. yep, we luv ar bush. he's jest as smrt as we ar (I love that one

)

Stratos · 12-14-2003, 10:50 AM

The 'Final Exam' was a good one. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Vaskez · 12-14-2003, 01:39 PM

Heh Sythe must've spent a while digging around the web. But yeah the final exam one is good. My fav. "yo mama" joke:

Yo mama is so fat that when she tries to get out of bed she rocks herself back to sleep.

Mr_Krift · 12-14-2003, 03:17 PM

My fav. bumper sticker

Wanna taste of Religon? Lick a witch!

another good one

Your so ugly that when you were born your mama thought the placenta(sp?) came out first!

Arledrian · 12-14-2003, 04:08 PM

My favourite is:

Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Sythe · 12-14-2003, 05:37 PM

These are ones I just made up.

You are so fat then when you landed on the rainbow skittles fell!! (I believe you'd only get this if you've seen a lot of skittles commercials)

Your mother is so stupid! That when she jumped off the Empire State building she got lost on the way down!

YOur mother so fat that when she fell from the sky and hit smack dab on the ground, she formed the Grand Canyon! (or Valley Forge)

Your mother is so fat! She has two watches!
One for each Timezone!!

My friend told me this one:

Your mother is so fat! When she put on a red shirt and walked in New York. The Yorkers said "Theres the big apple!" (Maybe only New Yorkers get this?)

Signs that you have bad memory!

You are at the top of the stairs. You cannot remember if you just walked up the stairs or were just going to go down the stairs.

You are in bed. You cannot remember if you just woke up or just going to sleep.

There is much more if you just use your imagination!

Dar'tanian · 12-14-2003, 05:58 PM

Ight ive got the stupidest joke ever

What did 50-cent say to his mom after she gave him a home made sweater for Christmas??

G-U knit?!?!

12-12-2003, 12:56 PM	#11
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	you press the "qoute" button at the top of the page __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

12-12-2003, 02:49 PM	#13
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	Oh yeh [img]graemlins/doh.gif[/img] stupid me!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 12-12-2003, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: RoSs_bg2_rox ] __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

12-14-2003, 10:31 AM	#14
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 35 Posts: 2,365	Blonde State of Mind A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F." Bumper Stickers. Life is like a box of chocolates. Looks like we got a bad one. (Impeach Bush) Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Don't steal. the government hates competition I'm frum texas. yep, we luv ar bush. he's jest as smrt as we ar (I love that one ) __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

12-14-2003, 10:50 AM	#15
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 43 Posts: 3,888	The 'Final Exam' was a good one. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

12-14-2003, 01:39 PM	#16
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Heh Sythe must've spent a while digging around the web. But yeah the final exam one is good. My fav. "yo mama" joke: Yo mama is so fat that when she tries to get out of bed she rocks herself back to sleep. __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

12-14-2003, 03:17 PM	#17
Mr_Krift Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 12, 2003 Location: USA Age: 35 Posts: 326	My fav. bumper sticker Wanna taste of Religon? Lick a witch! another good one Your so ugly that when you were born your mama thought the placenta(sp?) came out first! __________________ [img]\"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/Krift/RoF.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

12-14-2003, 04:08 PM	#18
Arledrian Egyptian Goddess of the Dead Join Date: July 12, 2001 Location: South Carolina Age: 40 Posts: 3,771	My favourite is: Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Marvellous banter; I am bereft of ribs.

12-14-2003, 05:37 PM	#19
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 35 Posts: 2,365	These are ones I just made up. You are so fat then when you landed on the rainbow skittles fell!! (I believe you'd only get this if you've seen a lot of skittles commercials) Your mother is so stupid! That when she jumped off the Empire State building she got lost on the way down! YOur mother so fat that when she fell from the sky and hit smack dab on the ground, she formed the Grand Canyon! (or Valley Forge) Your mother is so fat! She has two watches! One for each Timezone!! My friend told me this one: Your mother is so fat! When she put on a red shirt and walked in New York. The Yorkers said "Theres the big apple!" (Maybe only New Yorkers get this?) Signs that you have bad memory! You are at the top of the stairs. You cannot remember if you just walked up the stairs or were just going to go down the stairs. You are in bed. You cannot remember if you just woke up or just going to sleep. There is much more if you just use your imagination! __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

12-14-2003, 05:58 PM	#20
Dar'tanian Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: October 26, 2002 Location: USA Age: 34 Posts: 858	Ight ive got the stupidest joke ever What did 50-cent say to his mom after she gave him a home made sweater for Christmas?? G-U knit?!?! __________________ I\'m back boys...

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