Battle Hymn of the Republicans

Timber Loftis · 11-10-2005, 12:30 PM

The Battle Hymn of the Republicans

Mine eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push;
He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for the policies – or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier;
Let the smokestacks keep polluting – do we really need clean air?
The surplus is now gone.

Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
Though the whole world knows it's crazy – and the U.N. says to wait;
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds;
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds;
Enraging several billions – to his brainlessness redounds;
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
The Doofus marches on.

Sir Degrader · 11-10-2005, 04:14 PM

This is just BEGGING to get flamed. That being said, it raises good points for discussion. Thank you for sharing that with us, Timber.

Azred · 11-10-2005, 05:21 PM

Briallianty-worded and sarcastic satire, especially if set to music, is always appreciated! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]

wellard · 11-13-2005, 06:39 AM

Does the lack or refute mean, as I suspect, that after spending the first four years blindly backing there man the right wing have finally woke up to the facts and have stopped defending the ~~lame duck~~ president?

[ 11-13-2005, 06:41 AM: Message edited by: wellard ]

shamrock_uk · 11-13-2005, 07:14 AM

Well I did hear a tide of media opinion saying how he was under fire from his own side too, but was a bit sceptical that this was reflective of republican opinion.

Davros · 11-13-2005, 07:55 AM

LOL - fits the music well - thanks for that TL.

Mind you, I can't help thinking that if an Aussie or a European had posted it then it might be considered to be a hangin offence on the grounds of inflaming nationalistic outrage.

And now that I think further on it, didn't a certain circular cinnamon comestable conclude his tenure because of legislation preventing him from beating his poodle?

wellard · 11-13-2005, 09:00 AM

Which is my point exactly Davros. The heat as gone out of the Bush = moron debate not because (sadly) of the immorality of the war for the refusal to hand over non existent WOMD, or telling Arabian horse committee members that they are doing a great job, but because of ineptitude over the economy.

GW (abacus) Bush! Money talks and Bush is bankrupt

11-10-2005, 12:30 PM	#1
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	The Battle Hymn of the Republicans Mine eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush; He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push; He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush; The Doofus marches on. I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool; There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school; Should we fault him for the policies – or is he just their tool? The lies keep piling on. Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'! His wreckage will live on. I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir; As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier; Let the smokestacks keep polluting – do we really need clean air? The surplus is now gone. Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'! Your safety net is gone! Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state; Though the whole world knows it's crazy – and the U.N. says to wait; When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate." Diplomacy is done! Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds; Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds; Enraging several billions – to his brainlessness redounds; The Doofus marches on! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'! The Doofus marches on. __________________

11-10-2005, 05:21 PM	#3
Azred Drow Priestess Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex Age: 54 Posts: 4,037	Briallianty-worded and sarcastic satire, especially if set to music, is always appreciated! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] __________________ Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna.

11-13-2005, 06:39 AM	#4
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	Does the lack or refute mean, as I suspect, that after spending the first four years blindly backing there man the right wing have finally woke up to the facts and have stopped defending the ~~lame duck~~ president? [ 11-13-2005, 06:41 AM: Message edited by: wellard ] __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

11-13-2005, 07:55 AM	#6
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	LOL - fits the music well - thanks for that TL. Mind you, I can't help thinking that if an Aussie or a European had posted it then it might be considered to be a hangin offence on the grounds of inflaming nationalistic outrage. And now that I think further on it, didn't a certain circular cinnamon comestable conclude his tenure because of legislation preventing him from beating his poodle? __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

11-13-2005, 09:00 AM	#7
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	Which is my point exactly Davros. The heat as gone out of the Bush = moron debate not because (sadly) of the immorality of the war for the refusal to hand over non existent WOMD, or telling Arabian horse committee members that they are doing a great job, but because of ineptitude over the economy. GW (abacus) Bush! Money talks and Bush is bankrupt __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

11-10-2005, 04:14 PM	#2
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 63 Posts: 2,871	This is just BEGGING to get flamed. That being said, it raises good points for discussion. Thank you for sharing that with us, Timber.

11-13-2005, 07:14 AM	#5
shamrock_uk Dracolich Join Date: January 24, 2004 Location: UK Age: 41 Posts: 3,092	Well I did hear a tide of media opinion saying how he was under fire from his own side too, but was a bit sceptical that this was reflective of republican opinion.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Republicans Pay to Play	Timber Loftis	General Discussion	0	08-08-2004 04:56 PM
Republicans ban Blair men!	Donut	General Discussion	12	08-01-2004 03:56 AM
Lilyblack's Hymn To the Night	Attalus	Ironworks Online Roleplaying	0	03-14-2003 02:14 PM
Republicans Won BIG!	Sir Taliesin	General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)	63	11-06-2002 08:31 PM
a hymn to the Wave	Faceman	Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal	7	02-21-2002 04:02 PM