The Dawg's Perfect Date

[bilqis]

Hey ~ RudeDawg .. do you give lessons? I do have 4 sons you know and I feel it's very important for them to know the 'right' way to treat us ladies. After all, they won't take dating advice from their MOM!

What do ya say? huh?



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Having abandoned my
search for truth, I am
now looking for a good
fantasy.

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by bilqis: Hey ~ RudeDawg .. do you give lessons? I do have 4 sons you know and I feel it's very important for them to know the 'right' way to treat us ladies. After all, they won't take dating advice from their MOM! What do ya say? huh?

Four boys?!! Whoa! I have an aunt who had four sons...what a nuthouse their place was when the dating started! LOL My aunt was nearly certifiable for a few years! God Bless you, Bilqis! Are they all teens?

Cloudy

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by kiwidoc: Hey Cloudy - shall we break out the chainsaw and divide Bourbon between us? But be careful, thowing spirits on the flames will only fan them higher. Bourbon - so its not on the rockks then, but the well known alternative. Mind you kiwidoc never adulterates her whiskey, well not if its a single malt Poor man, how ever are you going to survive the attentions of not one but TWO remarkable ladies like us

ROTFL!!!! Chainsaw....well, I don't own one, so maybe we can just each pull an arm? Hmmmm...a Bourbon...wishbone...er... ahem...I'm moving on before I take that one anywhere I shouldn't.

And again, ROTFL! Your second paragraph....oooh artistry... I'm so humbled!

May have to treat him for exhaustion if he tries to keep up with us... but we'll make it worth the effort, hmmm?!

CloudWisher

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Cloudbringer: HAHAHA... only if I catch on fire..... mmmmm....mmmm, call the fire brigade! FireStorm

Originally posted by Bourbon: It's been known to happen

Well then, I hope you bring the fire hose..... Whooo! It's warm in here....

FlamingCloudJubilee

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

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[RudeDawg]

Originally posted by bilqis: Hey ~ RudeDawg .. do you give lessons? I do have 4 sons you know and I feel it's very important for them to know the 'right' way to treat us ladies. After all, they won't take dating advice from their MOM! What do ya say? huh?

bilqis !!!

OF Course, I will be MORE than happy to let the boys join the Dawg Institute of Lernin' (for a modest fee, I'll even give y'all the IronWorks discount, AND the group discount !!! WHAT A DEAL!!! and, if you call now, we'll throw in this set of GINSU steak knives, absolutely FREE!! They slice, they dice, they...)

OK. Have the boys meet me for our first field trip. We'll be starting with a lecture over dinner at Hooters, followed by demonstrations of the best pick-up lines to use with scantilly-clad waitresses. The class agenda will be as follows:

The Do's and Don'ts of Talking to Women - Do Lie, Don't Admit To Anything!
Dressing For the Date - Iron That T-Shirt!
Showing Respect - Breakfast At Denny's, Always!
Going to Chick-Flicks - Yeha, We Hate 'Em, But it Pays Off
Showing You Love Her! - Please bring your own spray-paint and ladder

Have them sign up soon! Lesson start as soon as I get paid!


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[Charean]

Sounds like he learned from Jeff Foxworthy.... GAFFFAW!!!!

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
You are what your deep driving desire is; As your deep driving desire is, so is your will; As your will is so is your deed; As your deed is so is your destiny.
The Upanishads

[bilqis]

Originally posted by RudeDawg: bilqis !!! OF Course, I will be MORE than happy to let the boys join the Dawg Institute of Lernin'(for a modest fee, I'll even give y'all the IronWorks discount, AND the group discount !!! WHAT A DEAL!!! and, if you call now, we'll throw in this set of GINSU steak knives, absolutely FREE!! They slice, they dice, they...) OK. Have the boys meet me for our first field trip. We'll be starting with a lecture over dinner at Hooters, followed by demonstrations of the best pick-up lines to use with scantilly-clad waitresses. The class agenda will be as follows: The Do's and Don'ts of Talking to Women - Do Lie, Don't Admit To Anything! Dressing For the Date - Iron That T-Shirt! Showing Respect - Breakfast At Denny's, Always! Going to Chick-Flicks - Yeha, We Hate 'Em, But it Pays Off Showing You Love Her! - Please bring your own spray-paint and ladder Have them sign up soon! Lesson start as soon as I get paid!

Oh YAY!! My dream come true... sons who will be attractive to women! I need some help here.. maybe they could bring a girl or two home to help counterbalance all the testosterone around here... Will you take payment in green stamps? How about grocery coupons? I'll send them on the first bus down to texas.. watch out tho.. they eat a LOT. I'll throw in a few extra coupons ok?

Originally posted by Cloudbringer: Four boys?!! Whoa! I have an aunt who had four sons...what a nuthouse their place was when the dating started! LOL My aunt was nearly certifiable for a few years! God Bless you, Bilqis! Are they all teens? Cloudy

They are ages 19 (in July); 17; 13 (14 in August); and 11. Your blessing is much appreciated ~ I need it.

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Having abandoned my
search for truth, I am
now looking for a good
fantasy.



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[Cloudbringer]

bump
just a little bitty bump!

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[RudeDawg]

Originally posted by kiwidoc: Reeka - I have to warn you about the dirty doggie. The cur is all talk. When I asked him to be my best friend, fetch me my morning paper and shed doggy hairs all over my bed did he do it? Did he heck as like. Like all males his bark is a hell of a lot worse than his bite. Reeka, go and find yourself a real wolf This doggy just wants to lie in front of the fire

KIWIDOC!!!

You are Dissin' the Dawg???

M'lady. In my various incarnations, I have been wolves, dog, and a PROUD leader of canines. I have been the Lone Wolf, GreyWolfe, and the Wolf of the Night. I have been pack leader of many clans, in many guises.

Sweet child, the Dawg is eternal. As long as the Moon has risen, I have led my pack. I will guide them when the earth falls.

This Dawg follows one simple rule, he is LOYAL to a fault. The Dawg will battle for his friends, and take on all comers. He will fight on, and when he falls, he will hold his killers throat in his jaws.

That said: I like you kiwidoc. I'll let you live.
*RudeDawg ducks while kiwidoc beats him on the head with a rolled up newspaper*

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