this one's for Johnny ;)

Stormymystic · 11-11-2003, 12:44 AM

anyone remember cheers?

Cheers - Buffalo Theory

The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin: No one can explain this as well
as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was
explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always
feel smarter after a few beers."

Jorath Calar · 11-11-2003, 12:49 AM

thats great... [img]smile.gif[/img]

To bad I was to young to appreciate Cheers when it was on tv... but I always liked the theme... [img]smile.gif[/img]

RevRuby · 11-11-2003, 03:45 AM

i love it!

another theory i have heard: we don't even use all of our brain, why worry about a few unused cells?

johnny · 11-11-2003, 04:34 AM

Cliff is a very wise man.

Zuvio · 11-11-2003, 04:38 AM

"Extensive study has shown that the activity of'living' will kill more braincells then alcohol will ever can." - Zuvio

Bozos of Bones · 11-11-2003, 04:41 AM

Ah, that was one great show. I can't remember how it ended. Anyone?

Jorath Calar · 11-11-2003, 05:24 AM

With a credit list?

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Stormymystic · 11-11-2003, 09:05 AM

ROFL jorath [img]tongue.gif[/img] I can not remember how it ended either, I did not wathc i much when i was growing up, parents said it was not good for us to watch :/

Link · 11-11-2003, 09:18 AM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Beer is always good. I agree with Johnny 100 % on that one

cloud ff7 38 · 11-11-2003, 09:43 AM

It ended with the owner walking down the hallway looking at pictures on the wall then he turned off the lights and walked back down the hallway, then there was some credits and well I liked the seinfeld ending better...

11-11-2003, 12:44 AM	#1
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	anyone remember cheers? Cheers - Buffalo Theory The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin: No one can explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

11-11-2003, 03:45 AM	#3
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 44 Posts: 1,720	i love it! another theory i have heard: we don't even use all of our brain, why worry about a few unused cells? __________________ peek-a-boo

11-11-2003, 04:34 AM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Cliff is a very wise man. __________________

11-11-2003, 04:38 AM	#5
Zuvio Gold Dragon Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: Blessed are those who are not.... Age: 42 Posts: 2,556	"Extensive study has shown that the activity of'living' will kill more braincells then alcohol will ever can." - Zuvio __________________ [img]\"http://img121.exs.cx/img121/4236/zuviodemonnoname2hf.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-11-2003, 04:41 AM	#6
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	Ah, that was one great show. I can't remember how it ended. Anyone? __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

11-11-2003, 12:49 AM	#2
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	thats great... [img]smile.gif[/img] To bad I was to young to appreciate Cheers when it was on tv... but I always liked the theme... [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-11-2003, 05:24 AM	#7
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	With a credit list? [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-11-2003, 09:05 AM	#8
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	ROFL jorath [img]tongue.gif[/img] I can not remember how it ended either, I did not wathc i much when i was growing up, parents said it was not good for us to watch :/ __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

11-11-2003, 09:18 AM	#9
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Beer is always good. I agree with Johnny 100 % on that one

11-11-2003, 09:43 AM	#10
cloud ff7 38 User suspended until [Nov26] Join Date: August 7, 2003 Location: Midgar Age: 35 Posts: 533	It ended with the owner walking down the hallway looking at pictures on the wall then he turned off the lights and walked back down the hallway, then there was some credits and well I liked the seinfeld ending better...

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