11-12-2004, 05:58 PM | #1 |
Dracolisk
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Lines to pick up redneck chicks
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house! Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck? You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby? I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas. I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires. Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer? God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents! You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway Get in the truck, sis! Pick-up lines for elves only I'm down here! Just because I've got bells on my feet doesn't mean I'm a sissy! I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys I'm a magical being. Take off your bra I get a thimbleful of tequila into me and I turn into a wild man! You'd look hot in a Raggedy Ann wig All day I make toys -- all night I make love We don't see many happening' ladies north of the Arctic Circle That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there I can get you off the naughty list I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly I've got something you can hang a wreath on Pick-up lines that just won't work Hi, my name is ____. Don't forget it, because you'll be screaming it later on tonight. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead? Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you If you were a booger I'd pick you first Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? [ 11-12-2004, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ] |
11-12-2004, 06:02 PM | #2 | |
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11-12-2004, 06:07 PM | #3 | ||
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11-12-2004, 06:18 PM | #4 |
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Actually, I had meant to edit out the redneck chicks part. It goes without saying that since you are using a computer, by default, you aren't a redneck. [img]smile.gif[/img]
I assumed that perhaps living in Arkansas you might have heard one or two of these particular lines before? [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-12-2004, 06:30 PM | #5 |
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I have heard a few of them sadly....
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11-13-2004, 12:11 AM | #6 | |
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Btw, Animal, I love your new sig!
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11-13-2004, 12:16 AM | #7 |
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This is great
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11-13-2004, 06:07 AM | #8 |
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hehe..the elves ones are quite nice. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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11-13-2004, 12:24 PM | #9 |
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Redneck rocks redneck rocks... err not really [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-13-2004, 12:51 PM | #10 | |
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