10-28-2001, 12:16 PM | #1 |
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Go and buy it,it stimulates the sex between you and Viconia and Jaheira
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10-28-2001, 12:17 PM | #2 |
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Erm... This is a joke I assume?
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10-28-2001, 12:19 PM | #3 |
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And not a very good one!
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10-28-2001, 12:20 PM | #4 |
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Who Knows it might, I mean it is called the OIL of speed not potion of speed if you know what I mean
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10-28-2001, 12:20 PM | #5 |
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Seriously...a joke?...you have worse sense of humour than Groucho Marx!
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10-28-2001, 12:21 PM | #6 |
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Oh no offense to Groucho Marx, by the way!
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10-28-2001, 12:24 PM | #7 |
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Not A DAMN joke this is just a thought about why its called the oil of speed and not the potion of speed
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10-28-2001, 12:25 PM | #8 |
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Ahem
Lets change the subject and forget about this |
10-28-2001, 12:26 PM | #9 |
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And here I thought he was going to extolls the benefits of drinking the Oil of Speed, grants an additional attack, increases movement rate and lasts a darn long time too.
But *gasp!*, I was wrong! I failed to see the other uses of this rather handy drink, why oh why did I not realise it had potential usage as an aphrodisiac! I am enlightened! I have 'learnt' to 'know'! Why yes, I shall now drink and buy this potion in bulk to improve my character's digital sex life! Can you imagine how much this would improve the game? Wow! . . . . . . . . Bah... ... ------------------ If not a Sorcerer casting total oblivion, then a Cavalier meting out justice. Otherwise, I think I will just be a Blade and torture my enemies with, "My Heart Will Go On". Platinium Sorcerer of Aerie Loving Sacred Band! ------------------------- Party Sorcerer Spell List, v1.03 Dragon Slaying Tips For your daily dosage of insanity, [This message has been edited by Dundee Slaytern (edited 10-28-2001).] |
10-28-2001, 12:29 PM | #10 |
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Even your little Pc needs some fun,I mean think about it,not getting any for a long time,when he does he needs some OIL to improve it.
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