How do I ask out girls I like, but don't know?

[wolfus]

as long as you have a big doggie youll be fine. well thats what i look for.lol
actully a sence of humor sensitivity andromance well get any girl. plus you have to be cute.and you should be friends first.

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[Bruce The Aussie]

just remmember, there always 1 guy more useless at asking girls out than you. that guy being me unfortunatly. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[jabidas]

All these people are morons.

For Romantic succes you will need to preform the a complicated dance of mating to impress her. First you will need to find some elder beries. Rub them on your armpits until you reek of the things ( if you can get a lemon to wrap in your hair if it is long she will be even more enchanted). This scent will set the tone of your meeting. Now approach her and strip to the waist. Make sure you have drawn charcoal patterns of your chest first. Almost forgot that bit. Now squat down and dance around her kicking your feet forwards while chanting the theme tune to your favorite washing poweder advert. A good tip is to support yourself by tying a a large pole to your pack, bound to keep you vertical more or less. Now if she dosnt run away screaming and calling for the cops (highly unlightly) she will swoon with love.

If anybody offers you chloroform run very fast.

Originally posted by Jeffi0: Interesting. None of my GFs have become a clown... Though that one did end up in Juvenille Hall. In retrospect, I'll admit that she was a bad choice. :\

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The worst part about that whole relationship is when I went to the circus (with a date) when I was 21 and the story of his disappearance was confirmed...there was his name and his clowned-up face in the program. I didn't have the guts to ask my date if he minded me going down to talk to him after the show...turned out I didn't have the guts to talk to him at all as before the circus left town I saw him in the downtown area across the street from where I worked, seemingly contemplating with his best friend (same best friend lol, still driving the same car too although I don't know how it made it the 2000 miles from where we had all grown up lol) whether or not he should come talk to me.
They let me walk away and I never looked back.
I regret that too. I would have loved to have told him that I thought his going all out for such a far fetched dream was really cool. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Melkor, The Dark Lord]

Originally posted by jabidas: All these people are morons. For Romantic succes you will need to preform the a complicated dance of mating to impress her. First you will need to find some elder beries. Rub them on your armpits until you reek of the things ( if you can get a lemon to wrap in your hair if it is long she will be even more enchanted). This scent will set the tone of your meeting. Now approach her and strip to the waist. Make sure you have drawn charcoal patterns of your chest first. Almost forgot that bit. Now squat down and dance around her kicking your feet forwards while chanting the theme tune to your favorite washing poweder advert. A good tip is to support yourself by tying a a large pole to your pack, bound to keep you vertical more or less. Now if she dosnt run away screaming and calling for the cops (highly unlightly) she will swoon with love. If anybody offers you chloroform run very fast.

Now thats a crazy idea if I ever heard of one!

[johnny]

No no no, you got it all wrong. Take a club, hit one in the head and drag her back in to your cave. No need to talk, talk is cheap anyway. Take my advice, and you'll score for sure. [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

Originally posted by johnny: No no no, you got it all wrong. Take a club, hit one in the head and drag her back in to your cave. No need to talk, talk is cheap anyway. Take my advice, and you'll score for sure. [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

Well yeah! Duh! Unconscious-bleeding-from-the-head-chicks don't normally put up a fight! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Melkor, The Dark Lord]

Originally posted by Moni: quote: Originally posted by johnny: No no no, you got it all wrong. Take a club, hit one in the head and drag her back in to your cave. No need to talk, talk is cheap anyway. Take my advice, and you'll score for sure. [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

Well yeah! Duh! Unconscious-bleeding-from-the-head-chicks don't normally put up a fight! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah like I want to get arrested and thrown in jail........ *shakes head*

[Megabot]

Tell here that she have nice tit`s then she will say yes Melkor LOL [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

[ 09-14-2002, 10:34 PM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

[Melkor, The Dark Lord]

Originally posted by Megabot: Tell here that she have nice tit`s then she will say yes Melkor LOL [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

And then slap me silly.