Smart Kid

Arvon · 04-22-2005, 07:11 AM

Smart Boy

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did the thing.

After post coital cigarette, the boy sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

Kakero · 04-22-2005, 11:59 AM

I can imagine he will either get a slap. or be lonely after that. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Sir Degrader · 04-22-2005, 04:26 PM

Haha, that was a good one.

Jorath Calar · 04-22-2005, 06:21 PM

Going on a date with a prostitute... why didn't I think of that before...? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Froberg · 04-22-2005, 09:59 PM

hah nice one

Sir Degrader · 04-22-2005, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
Going on a date with a prostitute... why didn't I think of that before...? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

[img]smile.gif[/img]

You've forgotten your senior prom already?

Jorath Calar · 04-23-2005, 03:54 AM

Knife + my back = ouch
Now that was a good comeback, did you work on the original Monkey Island game or something...
[img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 04-23-2005, 05:10 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

04-22-2005, 07:11 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Smart Boy A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did the thing. After post coital cigarette, the boy sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-22-2005, 09:59 PM	#5
Froberg The Magister Join Date: August 16, 2004 Location: Denmark Age: 38 Posts: 126	hah nice one __________________ Real men don't take backups. They cry.

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04-22-2005, 11:59 AM	#2
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I can imagine he will either get a slap. or be lonely after that. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

04-22-2005, 04:26 PM	#3
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 63 Posts: 2,871	Haha, that was a good one.

04-22-2005, 06:21 PM	#4
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Going on a date with a prostitute... why didn't I think of that before...? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-23-2005, 03:54 AM	#7
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Knife + my back = ouch Now that was a good comeback, did you work on the original Monkey Island game or something... [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 04-23-2005, 05:10 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

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