Can LofA Drink??????????

Charlie · 11-17-2002, 12:25 AM

See Lord of Alcohol...I met him. My good fortune and (sincerely) my great priviledge.

But the question that has beffudled scientists and idiots alike is...CAN HE DRINK?

Now see yer small English hooligan type....he loves a skinful, keep the grog coming and he'll keep swilling. Aaahh but what about yer big American builder hooligan type?...Aha see....this is the question...

Now I don't want to tip the balance but I once found two chambermaids asleep in the big mans navel. This leads me to believe he had fallen asleep and they snuck in under cover of Rip Van Winkelitis (whereby the alleged big drinker has had half a can of Budweiser and crashes for 24 hours). They possibly only walked over his prone body to draw the curtains or somesuch...sliding gently down his belly button with no means of escape on the smooth sweaty surface until the big man awoke and pretended to drink more beer (possibly the left over half from the night before).

If this is the case then the mans a girlie and bubbles put him to sleep instantly.

BUT.....And it's a BIG BUT.

Did the man have such an almighty skinfull that he was so drunk he put them there himself and forgot about them....Aaah yes, you the jury must decide.
Any man that can drink 20 odd buds and coax 2 chambermaids into his navel must be respected as a proper pisshead, a drinker of our times, one to slur worms with. Yes...but is this the case....You my friends must decide.

If you the Jury believe this man to be a proper drinker then you must type YAE...but if you the Jury believe him to be a charlatan then ye must type [b]Nae{/b]

Should this man be found innocent and a real drinker then he shall be compensated with a crate of fine English grog for his Xmas

Should he however be found guilty and a proper girlie in frillie knickers then we'll release the chambermaids from his belly button.

HOW CALL IT YOU THE JURY? YAE or Nae

Lord of Alcohol · 11-17-2002, 12:53 AM

I vote AYE, send me beer Charlie. I only have 3 left

Charlie · 11-17-2002, 12:55 AM

Nae.....I only have two.

Where be the Jury?

Lord of Alcohol · 11-17-2002, 01:00 AM

It was also my privelage to meet Charlie, one ■■■■■■■ great guy. I'll share my last beers with him

Charlie · 11-17-2002, 01:02 AM

Likewise my friend.....you know the coup. We'll meet up again I'm sure. Dunno about the beer sharing bit tho'

Lord of Alcohol · 11-17-2002, 01:07 AM

Well it was a hollow offer, I'm now down to one. Have to get into the roommates beer next and its light beer. But I shall persevere. But you'll be buying me beer next spring.

Charlie · 11-17-2002, 01:10 AM

You know it baby. It's 6:15 AM here and I'm still a drinking. Mind you I have started the stealing cigarrete bit....I'm so pissed (drunk) that I'm no longer ashamed. We should start a thread about drinking and hangovers you know.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lord of Alcohol · 11-17-2002, 01:20 AM

A damn good idea, I'm on about #24 or so but fully stocked on cigarettes. Good for the lungs you know. Fortunatly I can outsleep the hangover, thereby staying drunk. Beer can be bought in .....10 1/2 hours! I can do it!

Charlie · 11-17-2002, 01:22 AM

It's no wonder we're good mates.

Lord of Alcohol · 11-17-2002, 01:25 AM

Wish I had a spliff for you!

11-17-2002, 12:25 AM	#1
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 30 Posts: 2,021	See Lord of Alcohol...I met him. My good fortune and (sincerely) my great priviledge. But the question that has beffudled scientists and idiots alike is...CAN HE DRINK? Now see yer small English hooligan type....he loves a skinful, keep the grog coming and he'll keep swilling. Aaahh but what about yer big American builder hooligan type?...Aha see....this is the question... Now I don't want to tip the balance but I once found two chambermaids asleep in the big mans navel. This leads me to believe he had fallen asleep and they snuck in under cover of Rip Van Winkelitis (whereby the alleged big drinker has had half a can of Budweiser and crashes for 24 hours). They possibly only walked over his prone body to draw the curtains or somesuch...sliding gently down his belly button with no means of escape on the smooth sweaty surface until the big man awoke and pretended to drink more beer (possibly the left over half from the night before). If this is the case then the mans a girlie and bubbles put him to sleep instantly. BUT.....And it's a BIG BUT. Did the man have such an almighty skinfull that he was so drunk he put them there himself and forgot about them....Aaah yes, you the jury must decide. Any man that can drink 20 odd buds and coax 2 chambermaids into his navel must be respected as a proper pisshead, a drinker of our times, one to slur worms with. Yes...but is this the case....You my friends must decide. If you the Jury believe this man to be a proper drinker then you must type YAE...but if you the Jury believe him to be a charlatan then ye must type [b]Nae{/b] Should this man be found innocent and a real drinker then he shall be compensated with a crate of fine English grog for his Xmas Should he however be found guilty and a proper girlie in frillie knickers then we'll release the chambermaids from his belly button. HOW CALL IT YOU THE JURY? YAE or Nae __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/england1.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />One Love, Peace. [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/pissr.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/piss.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-17-2002, 12:55 AM	#3
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 30 Posts: 2,021	Nae.....I only have two. Where be the Jury? __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/england1.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />One Love, Peace. [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/pissr.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/piss.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-17-2002, 01:00 AM	#4
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	It was also my privelage to meet Charlie, one ■■■■■■■ great guy. I'll share my last beers with him __________________ No

11-17-2002, 01:02 AM	#5
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 30 Posts: 2,021	Likewise my friend.....you know the coup. We'll meet up again I'm sure. Dunno about the beer sharing bit tho' __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/england1.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />One Love, Peace. [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/pissr.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/piss.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-17-2002, 01:07 AM	#6
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Well it was a hollow offer, I'm now down to one. Have to get into the roommates beer next and its light beer. But I shall persevere. But you'll be buying me beer next spring. __________________ No

11-17-2002, 12:53 AM	#2
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	I vote AYE, send me beer Charlie. I only have 3 left __________________ No

11-17-2002, 01:10 AM	#7
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 30 Posts: 2,021	You know it baby. It's 6:15 AM here and I'm still a drinking. Mind you I have started the stealing cigarrete bit....I'm so pissed (drunk) that I'm no longer ashamed. We should start a thread about drinking and hangovers you know.... [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/england1.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />One Love, Peace. [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/pissr.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/piss.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-17-2002, 01:20 AM	#8
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	A damn good idea, I'm on about #24 or so but fully stocked on cigarettes. Good for the lungs you know. Fortunatly I can outsleep the hangover, thereby staying drunk. Beer can be bought in .....10 1/2 hours! I can do it! __________________ No

11-17-2002, 01:22 AM	#9
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 30 Posts: 2,021	It's no wonder we're good mates. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/england1.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />One Love, Peace. [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/pissr.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/piss.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-17-2002, 01:25 AM	#10
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Wish I had a spliff for you! __________________ No

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