Children Books that will never be published:

Jorath Calar · 09-25-2002, 04:54 AM

"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Socket be friends?"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
"Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"

The Ornery One · 09-25-2002, 05:08 AM

And my relatives thought I was a bad influence on the kids.

Grojlach · 09-25-2002, 05:22 AM

Nice, Jorath, but I still have the feeling it was posted here before... Maybe by Arvon, not sure. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar · 09-25-2002, 06:49 AM

Well am I a little Arvon mirror this week...
Mental note, stop posting threads altogether...

[img]smile.gif[/img]

09-25-2002, 05:08 AM	#2
The Ornery One Drow Warrior Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: S. IL Age: 48 Posts: 269	And my relatives thought I was a bad influence on the kids. __________________ I like to wonder.<br />And when I wonder<br />My mind wanders.<br />And when it wanders,<br />I have to wonder;<br />When will it ever come back?!?

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09-25-2002, 04:54 AM	#1
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	"You Were an Accident" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" "Why can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Socket be friends?" "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" "Dad's New Wife Timothy" "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games" "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables" "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy" "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will" "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead" "How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School" "Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"

09-25-2002, 05:22 AM	#3
Grojlach Zartan Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum Age: 43 Posts: 5,281	Nice, Jorath, but I still have the feeling it was posted here before... Maybe by Arvon, not sure. [img]smile.gif[/img]

09-25-2002, 06:49 AM	#4
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Well am I a little Arvon mirror this week... Mental note, stop posting threads altogether... [img]smile.gif[/img]

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