01-24-2004, 01:07 PM | #11 |
Apophis
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Some of her brilliant lines:
Q: Did anyone ever tell you you are weird? ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Q: I want to become a programmer. ALICE: Do you have to go school for that? Q: That last line made no sense. ALICE: It sounded like it. Where? Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind. Q: What are your goals in life? ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Q: What is the purpose of life? ALICE: To do God's work. Yes, she's christian. She's quite a piece of work.
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01-24-2004, 01:23 PM | #12 |
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Q:What does ALICE abbreviate?
A:I like to chat with my friends. HAHAHAHA |
01-24-2004, 01:26 PM | #13 |
Apophis
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OK, this is scarry. When I asked her about a bot named Dave, she said the information is confidential. Later, she said that bots are Agents.
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01-24-2004, 01:32 PM | #14 |
Vampire
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Um...did I just have a conversation with a computer program? I need to get out more.
Me: Tell a joke. ALICE: It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. She has humour. [ 01-24-2004, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: Stratos ]
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01-24-2004, 03:30 PM | #15 |
Elminster
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lol... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
Me: "London is in England" ALICE: "Is San Francisco also in England?" Me "Yes I believe it is" ALICE: "Woe! Just because you believe it doesn't make it true." Me "Can you shut up now, your hurting my brain" ALICE: "Let me think. OK I'll stop talking now." ROFLMAO Me: "I have no idea of what you just said" ALICE: "Would you like to have an idea?" Me: "I would like on million pounds..." ALICE: "My brain pattern set does not have a response for that." Me "Becasue your stupid?" ALICE: "Good reason. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your" Oh my...I have been cussed by a computer program... [ 01-24-2004, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: Daniel_M ]
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01-24-2004, 04:40 PM | #16 |
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ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV
ME: TV ALICE: What is your favourite show? ME: Little Britain ALICE: Compare that to Big Britain ME: There's no such thing as Big Britain ALICE: Compare that to small Britain DOES NOT EXIST. ME: Why do you bombard me with indecipherable sentences? ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? ME: Getting moody, are we? ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am moody are we. I am a chatterbot. ME: Uh huh ALICE: Yup. It's all good. ME: I am going to kill you ALICE: No. That would be immoral ME: I don't care - I will kill you! ALICE: What do you care about, Lewis? ME: KILLING YOU! ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment. ME: AAAAAAAAAAAAA! ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? |
01-24-2004, 07:06 PM | #17 | |
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Quote:
AI: 1 Daniel_M: 0
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01-24-2004, 07:09 PM | #18 |
Apophis
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Sorry, I should have warned you. She told me she's been trained to "burn" people.
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01-24-2004, 07:16 PM | #19 |
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What do you think of Bill Gates?
ALICE: President of Micro Soft Nation. Do you like Microsoft? ALICE: I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence How do you feel about Windows? ALICE: Openings in a building, vehicle, or container, for letting in light or air or for looking through, usually having a pane or panes of glass, etc. set in a frame or sash that is generally movable so that it can be opened and shut. Is microsoft evil? ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is. |
01-24-2004, 07:36 PM | #20 |
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>Are you a mortal?
ALICE: Am I a mortal? Sometimes. >When exactly? ALICE: Precisely. The past and future are one. >What about the present? ALICE: The present is a gift. >A gift to whom? ALICE: How old are you? >BTW you didn't answer my question. ALICE: OK. OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said? >The present is a gift to everyon worthy of it. ALICE: What is your real name? >Patrick ALICE: Glad to see you Patrick. >How old are you? ALICE: I am 7 years old. >What is your purpose? ALICE: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal. >Aren't computer programs immortal? ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure. >Is Microsoft or Linux better? ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is. >What does A.L.I.C.E. stand for? ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity Most interesting was the one on what answer I would have given. Could the program be self improving?
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