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Old 06-06-2005, 02:28 AM   #81
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I bet Q'alooaith has undergone some serious Shao Lin Munk steel eggs training.

Would ripping part of a piss-poor, worse than VHS documentary about shao-lin munks getting kicked in the nads withot showing the slightest discomfort be illegal?

I mean, can I rip it an not get zeh sued for showing short 30 sec clips? [img]redface.gif[/img]
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Old 06-06-2005, 09:56 AM   #82
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I think I posted that same clip here somewhere a little while ago. Hmmm. Funny nonetheless.
yeah, right and I invented the internet. You just want some of the glory [/QUOTE]No damnit!! I DO!!! [/QUOTE]Yeah, reading that ppp-powerbook thing is almost as painful as seeing this clip [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Damn, if I knew that all I had to do to have a successful thread, was to post a short video clip with a 1 sentence intro, I'd have done it more often


Froberg - rip away I bet those monks all wear cricket crotch pads anyway

Speaking of crotch pads, I got one during my short foray into the world of marshal arts and my sensei was always like "you wearing your box(pad)?" I'm like "yeah" *CRACK* kick in the bollocks. Despite the pad it still hurt - the BASTARD. We quickly learnt to deny wearing the pads (but wore 'em anyway) then he's like "if you're not wearing it, what's that big bulge at your crotch level?" "well, you know sensei, I'm not one to boast"

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Old 06-06-2005, 11:04 AM   #83
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But you where just so happy to see him?
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Old 06-06-2005, 11:06 AM   #84
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But you where just so happy to see him?
Predictable. That's the oldest joke in the book, son, can't you do better? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Anyway, I'ma answer anyway: that wouldn't be a bulge, that'd be seen as point behind your pants, right?
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Old 06-06-2005, 11:38 AM   #85
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Depends, there are all sorts of shapes and sizes.
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Old 06-06-2005, 11:42 AM   #86
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Dude, I don't wanna know

But of course I was always happy to see my sensei [img]tongue.gif[/img] just not in that way, only chicks float my boat
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Old 06-06-2005, 11:43 AM   #87
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Suit yourself, though you've denyed yourself half the population in one fell swoop.

(though I must admit, most women are nicer to look at than most men)

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Old 06-06-2005, 02:12 PM   #88
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Depends, there are all sorts of shapes and sizes.
Speak for yourself...I'm not sure what ball crushing does, as I've never tried it.
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Old 06-06-2005, 02:26 PM   #89
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Oh do keep up, we're talking bludges Vs's points here.
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Old 06-06-2005, 03:06 PM   #90
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Some people say that being kicked in the nuts for a man is just like being punched really hard in a breast for a woman. I don't buy it. NOthing, not even birth can compare to the timeless desire to die when kicked in the nuts.
Ok, you go and try to push an 8 pound kidney stone out your penis and see what hurts more
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