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Old 10-05-2001, 07:10 PM   #81
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Oh b*ll*cks - I suppose it's back to Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters for me then....... *sniff* *sigh*

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Old 10-05-2001, 07:12 PM   #82
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Nope, the deal has already been made, it's a valid and binding contract, and I happen to be a lawyer.

Aha. The booty said its piece above.

Trace and I have chosen humour and a meeting of minds over filthy lucre!! (Unless you wanna up your bid, Mouse... )



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Old 10-05-2001, 07:12 PM   #83
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Oops. Too late for this particular auction, however, there is sure to be another one as soon as the guys discover they have actually bought a couple of fishwives who are as rough as the skin on a navvies backside. They will then be anxious to sell us off at any price, which will be your chance to leap in and meet your fate. How does that sound?

"Ehm, I'll think about it, I really will, but I think Mouse is MUCH more deserving than I am."

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Old 10-05-2001, 07:14 PM   #84
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"Ehm, I'll think about it, I really will, but I think Mouse is MUCH more deserving than I am."

Hmm. What constitutes 'deserving', in your book? A close acquaintance with Rosie Palm doesn't automatically qualify one for the services of the Mistresses of the Illuminati, y'know....



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Old 10-05-2001, 07:18 PM   #85
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You bought them - you keep them

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Old 10-05-2001, 07:28 PM   #86
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Tempting....... on the other hand, maybe I'll have to stick with the original offer, cos Ab has a mirror that makes things look bigger, and anyway, he makes me laugh. And Dio is a soul mate. Humour/Soulmate vs. Castle.... :cheetahthinkshard:

......... humour/soulmate it is!! Cheetah and Tracey sold to Diogenes and Absynthe for a brace of wolfcubs and a bottle of port. Down comes the hammer and off we go!!

Can you pick us up in something a bit flash, please guys? We'd like to leave our neighbourhoods in style. A helicopter would be good. So, you land outside my house, and hair flying in the helicopter engendered wind, grab my paw and we run, hand in paw towards helicopter..... which starts taking off just before we get there and so we have to make our way, inch by agonising inch, up the rope ladder which is dropped just in time for us to grab hold of it....

Get the picture??

*Makes appropriate arrangements with the local flight school and picks up the english slave girls with a rope ladder lowered from a helicopter, on the flight back looks up the term "fishwife" in a dictionary and finds it to mean: "a woman regarded as coarse and shrewishly abusive", and instantly appoints Absynthe (as the junior partner who not only failed to produce the deal-sealing wolf cubs but almost blew the whole arrangement with an ill timed presentaton of Atlas Shrugged) as the designated recipient of any shrewish abuse that might be forthcoming from the lively and rather insubordinate slave girls.*


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Old 10-06-2001, 05:46 AM   #87
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*Makes appropriate arrangements with the local flight school and picks up the english slave girls with a rope ladder lowered from a helicopter, on the flight back looks up the term "fishwife" in a dictionary and finds it to mean: "a woman regarded as coarse and shrewishly abusive", and instantly appoints Absynthe (as the junior partner who not only failed to produce the deal-sealing wolf cubs but almost blew the whole arrangement with an ill timed presentaton of Atlas Shrugged) as the designated recipient of any shrewish abuse that might be forthcoming from the lively and rather insubordinate slave girls.*


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Just 12 hours later and Absynthe and Diogenes are already wondering if they have bitten off more than they can chew. So far, the slave girls have peed copiously on the new shagpile carpet, indulged in illicit activities with the boy and girl next door behind the gooseberry bushes, stolen a dead racoon and built a tree house, in which latter they have now barricaded themselves, refusing to come out.

The whole episode has been punctuated by much nudging and giggling, delivered at the most inappropriate and ego deflating moments.

Dio and Ab, increasingly desperate, are having no luck getting hold of Mouse, who, (suspecting the girls' true natures) has retreated to his mountain fastness, where he lolls in state, his every need attended by Ms Palm and her five rosy daughters, who have the added merit of not answering back....


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Old 10-06-2001, 05:48 AM   #88
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Just 12 hours later and Absynthe and Diogenes are already wondering if they have bitten off more than they can chew. So far, the slave girls have peed copiously on the new shagpile carpet, indulged in illicit activities with the boy and girl next door behind the gooseberry bushes, stolen a dead racoon and built a tree house, in which latter they have now barricaded themselves, refusing to come out.

The whole episode has been punctuated by much nudging and giggling, delivered at the most inappropriate and ego deflating moments.

Dio and Ab, increasingly desperate, are having no luck getting hold of Mouse, who, (suspecting the girls' true natures) has retreated to his mountain fastness, where he lolls in state, his every need attended by Ms Palm and her five rosy daughters, who have the added merit of not answering back....


Neb, who was watching it from his crystal by using his Crystal Ball of Farseeing, laughs at Dio and Ab's misfortune and is suddenly glad that he was too late to bid.

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Old 10-06-2001, 05:53 AM   #89
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Neb, who was watching it from his crystal by using his Crystal Ball of Farseeing, laughs at Dio and Ab's misfortune and is suddenly glad that he was too late to bid.

Ah, but there are compensations, Neb! However, this is a family forum, and it would be totally inappropriate to go into the details here.



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Old 10-06-2001, 06:05 AM   #90
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Dio and Ab, increasingly desperate, are having no luck getting hold of Mouse, who, (suspecting the girls' true natures) has retreated to his mountain fastness, where he lolls in state, his every need attended by Ms Palm and her five rosy daughters, who have the added merit of not answering back....


Mouse considers getting in touch with Dio and Ab to see what they will offer him to take care of the outrageous harridans. Laughs briefly and dismisses the idea.

Tough luck guys - you bought 'em, you can keep 'em

Besides, SHAGPILE CARPET!!!! - you deserve everything you get.

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