Should we LOVE the Kobolds, not hate them? ~continued~

[Myrddin L'argenton]

Originally posted by Dragonshadow: Basicly, i kill a kobold before it can get me. However, if it looks cute and harmless, i will usually approch it, tower over it, and ask :"What Are You Doing Here?" And if it attacks, i kill it. if not, I might chgase it away, might not. And no, i am not evil.

Dragonshadow come over here so I can use detect evil on you...

[Dragonshadow]

Originally posted by Myrddin L'argenton: quote: Originally posted by Dragonshadow: And no, i am not evil.

Dragonshadow come over here so I can use detect evil on you... [/QUOTE]I assuare you, you will not find the slightest trace of evil about my person.

[I wish my name was Baggins]

Originally posted by Dragonshadow: Basicly, i kill a kobold before it can get me. However, if it looks cute and harmless, i will usually approch it, tower over it, and ask :"What Are You Doing Here?" And if it attacks, i kill it. if not, I might chgase it away, might not. And no, i am not evil.

See it is this sort of entrapment that plagues the integration of new races into our Fareun society.

[Dragonshadow]

Originally posted by I wish my name was Baggins: [/QB]

See it is this sort of entrapment that plagues the integration of new races into our Fareun society. [/QB][/QUOTE]


Dear Mr. Baggins:
How can I say this nicley?
It all started a long time ago, with the dinosaurs. A T-Rex did the worlds first fart, and they all died of poisoning: they were a race destined to become extinct.

Now X years later, the kobolds have evolved: primative, savage yippy thingys, that live only to kill. They are here to take the place of the TRex: one fart in the right place, and they will be gone. Maybe not an actual fart, but still...

They are meant to die. it is written in fates little flower power notebook:
WEDNESDAY: KILL KOBOLDS

So, whatever you do they are going to die.

thankyou.

Yrs, Dragonshadow

PS the quoting has cr*ped up. Soz

[ 05-17-2003, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

[InsaneBane]

Originally posted by Dragonshadow: ...one fart in the right place, and they will be gone.

I will warn you about the kobold commandos fire arrows: One fart in the WRONG place, and YOU will be gone
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Insane

[Dragonshadow]

Originally posted by InsaneBane: quote: Originally posted by Dragonshadow: ...one fart in the right place, and they will be gone.

I will warn you about the kobold commandos fire arrows: One fart in the WRONG place, and YOU will be gone
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Insane [/QUOTE]Hehe! LOL That cheered up my day, had AWFUL Latin to do bluh.
I am not letting half the poeple I know loose on the kobolds then.

[Myrddin L'argenton]

Originally posted by Dragonshadow: quote: Originally posted by InsaneBane: quote: Originally posted by Dragonshadow: ...one fart in the right place, and they will be gone.

I will warn you about the kobold commandos fire arrows: One fart in the WRONG place, and YOU will be gone
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Insane [/QUOTE]Hehe! LOL That cheered up my day, had AWFUL Latin to do bluh.
I am not letting half the poeple I know loose on the kobolds then. [/QUOTE]I have used detect evil on Dragonshadow and all that I can say is that the only thing s/he is, is that s/he is an insane golden dragon with the only evil residue coming off him/her is the kobolds s/he recently ate.

[Dragonshadow]

Originally posted by Myrddin L'argenton: I have used detect evil on Dragonshadow and all that I can say is that the only thing s/he is, is that s/he is an insane golden dragon with the only evil residue coming off him/her is the kobolds s/he recently ate. [/QB]

I am perfectly sane,. and not a gold dragon, thankyou very much. Did I call you a dwarf?
And yes, I did eat kobold recently, I admit.

[Sythe]

DUDES why can't we and Kobolds hold hands and say peace. We should do the same with goblins Ogres. I am guessing why Kobolds attack you on sight is because probaly they were told by their elders that we kill their kind on sight. Lets not hate them lets love them if not love them tolerate their precence among us. If not that then just don't kill them.

We should try the expiremnt as Baggins suggested. Lets get a bunch of kobolds send them to a village where villagers have no idea what kobolds are or don't have a strong bias against them.

[Sythe]

I forgot to add if the expirement succeeds with the kobolds we can try this method with the other races. Maybe one day all the races in Fae'run will all live in interacial harmony. Probaly there would be a mixed race of elf/kobold. So lets put down our bows, swords and arrows take off that armor and give the next kobold you see a hug.

[ 05-22-2003, 10:11 AM: Message edited by: Sythe ]