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Old 11-11-2002, 08:31 PM   #71
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Why did Hitler attack Russia?
A need for canned Cheese

What the square root of a pineapple?
Pi squared.

Why is there air?
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Old 11-11-2002, 08:32 PM   #72
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What the square root of a pineapple?
Why an apple of course.

How many emus does it take to eat a cow?
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Old 11-11-2002, 08:33 PM   #73
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Why is there air?
So the air industry can make money.

See above for question.
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Old 11-11-2002, 08:34 PM   #74
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Depends what an emus is. I sure don't know...

Why does the sun come up?
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Old 11-11-2002, 08:36 PM   #75
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Why does the sun come up?
To give the moon a break.

How much heartburn would China get if it ate Brazil?
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Old 11-11-2002, 08:38 PM   #76
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How much heartburn would China get if it ate Brazil?
3 tons worth.

How many fingers are you holding up?

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Old 11-11-2002, 08:39 PM   #77
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Why is there air?
One word, jacuzzis

Why am I still posting to this thing?
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Old 11-11-2002, 08:40 PM   #78
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Why does the sun come up?
To give the moon a break.

How much heartburn would China get if it ate Brazil?
[/QUOTE]It would'nt get a heart burn.It would get a Countryburn

What is this guy doing? [img]graemlins/shooter05.gif[/img]
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Old 11-11-2002, 08:40 PM   #79
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One! [img]graemlins/finger.gif[/img]

How fast do moose fly?
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Old 11-11-2002, 08:42 PM   #80
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Why does the sun come up?
To give the moon a break.

How much heartburn would China get if it ate Brazil?
[/QUOTE]China wouldn't get heartburn because they took pepcid ad.

Why does your computer freeze when the cpu overheats?
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